pull out contest

When at least 2 males dispute on who has the bigger man meat, they are forced to engage in a pull out contest, where they pull out their dicks and have a contest as to who's is the biggest.

"Dude my dick is wayyyy bigger than yours"
"No man my shit's like an anaconda"
"Well lets settle this! Pull out contest!"

by crazynancy May 17, 2010

pissing contest

1. A contest, usually between two males, to see who can urinate over the longest distance, or for the longest amount of time.

2. A contest in which logical rational argument in the search for truth gives way to emotional and/or personal attacks for the sake of power or reputation. Usually such contests leave a feeling of ill-will amongst all involved, and prove nothing more than who belongs where in a primal heirarchy.
Derived from the term "pissing grounds", which are usually urinated on to mark ownership.

What started out as a rational debate quickly degenerated into a pissing contest.

by N Butcher December 28, 2005

banana eating contest

U.S. Navy slang; Game in which many promiscuous women give multiple men blowjobs.

After a fabulous show, the bassist asked the audience if any ladies want to have a banana eating contest backstage.

by Natalija July 22, 2007

Sloppy Cookie Contest

When three or more male persons sit in a circle, and masterbate around a single cookie, while they attempt to orgasm onto it. The last one to ejaculate onto it has to eat the cookie.

Bob was the last one to orgasm during the sloppy cookie contest, so he had to eat the cookie.

by John W. April 23, 2006

poop eating contest

A contest where people see how much poop they can devour in a time period of 32 minutes and 16 seconds.

Sean Ramon won the poop eating contest. That guy ate 30409 pounds of poop in that poop eating contest. He really loves his poop.

by JarMan September 21, 2003

Convexting

When you engage in a novel's worth of conversation with your new crush because he hasn't called you yet but you still want to talk.

I like Matt but, convexting is getting old and he should pick up the phone.

by Snelmsy February 3, 2014

Contentionality

A non-religious ideology solely based on the ability to remain comfortable in the midst of chaos.
(Not worrying about aspects of nature/government you as an individual cannot control.)

Yeah, ever since I've started practicing Contentionality I've had way less anxiety.

by DrinkingTylenol April 17, 2023