Hoggins Contest

When a group a guys have a contest to see who can bang the biggest chick of the night.

Dude im fuckered up lets have a hoggins contest.

by Scrilla757 September 8, 2011

Eurovision Song Contest

A rigged song contest containing all countries that have an EBU license (with a few exemptions) This contest is normally won by ballads. Ireland and Sweden are tied with the most wins as Sweden is in its ESC golden era. Ukraine is on the rise, they have taken part since 2003 with 3 wins.

Oh, are you watching the Eurovision Song Contest tonight?
No, we all know who will win anyway. Sweden, right?

by tt.slays.at.definitions October 21, 2023

Crying Contest

A gay orgy

Hey who wants to meet up and have a crying contest?

by Bigduckdanny July 10, 2019

Contestion

The amount of positions you are investing control in that allow you to contest one or more areas. A term used by casters for Rainbow 6: Siege matches.

Team A's defensive hold on Consulate give them a great amount of contestion across the entire bottom floor.

by Thane of Lindor (truffles) February 16, 2020

Cock Contest

A contest involving two or more people where the winner is determined by who yells the word "cock" the loudest.

Brad, Al and Carla decided to hold a cock contest during their 4th hour English class.

by Bush2865 April 1, 2017

Scupper Contest

A betting pool to determine which sailor can bring the ugliest woman back to the ship to be judged by the Officer of the Day (OOD).

Hey, we're having a Scupper Contest tonight. A dollar per man.

by Mackinaw83 February 26, 2017

Chicken contest

A contest revolving around who can keep a chicken hidden in a hospital the longest withouth being caught.

A. Did you watch House last night?
Y. Yeah, he and Wilson had a chicken contest.

by Toblucz January 12, 2017