Get the High Blood Pressure And Hypertension Are Contestsmug. A contest involving two or more people where the winner is determined by who yells the word "cock" the loudest.
by Bush2865 April 1, 2017
Get the Cock Contestmug. The amount of positions you are investing control in that allow you to contest one or more areas. A term used by casters for Rainbow 6: Siege matches.
Team A's defensive hold on Consulate give them a great amount of contestion across the entire bottom floor.
by Thane of Lindor (truffles) February 16, 2020
Get the Contestionmug. by smegwich February 26, 2023
Get the smegma eating contestmug. When you and your boys oil up each other’s assholes and see who can last the longest before wiping it off!
by Turbonutchuk June 8, 2025
Get the Grease hole contestmug. Daniel: "Wow the walls in these apartments are really thin. I could hear my neighbors doing doggy last night."
Grace: "I'm pretty sure they were just having a clapping contest."
Grace: "I'm pretty sure they were just having a clapping contest."
by DJ Scrim June 6, 2021
Get the Clapping Contestmug. When two or more people compare and argue about who has had a harder life, thinking they somehow can win at being a loser.
Person A: "My dad beat me when I was a kid."
Person B: "At least your dad was around."
Person A: "Dude, this isn't some kind of...drowning contest. We've all had hardships."
Person B: "At least your dad was around."
Person A: "Dude, this isn't some kind of...drowning contest. We've all had hardships."
by PaleteroJ December 24, 2014
Get the Drowning contestmug.