Erection Connection

when you notice someone staring at you from across the room whom most likely has a boner from your attractiveness.

"Don't look now, Sally. There's a guy over there who's making an erection connection with you and he's not sexy."

"I think that old man overheard our conversation about giving blow-jobs. Look how he's making an erection connection with our table. Another round of margs, please!"

by Haylst0rm June 17, 2013

miami connection

the greatest 80's action movie ever, involving a drug dealing gang of ninjas who ride motorcycles and a martial arts rock band.

"Dude have you seen that movie Miami Connection?"

"No what the fuck is that?"

"Only the best 80s movie ever. Ninja gangs and rock music!"

by asylum101 September 29, 2013

sweet tissue connection

occurs when two people in a relationship feel a deep and sweet mental, physical and intuitive connection and can understand each other very well. Somehow they can sense clarity out of the mist and have tacit understanding of circumstances surrounding them. They also have a deep mutual love for one another and trust each other. Both individuals feel the sweet tissue connection and are able to gage each others feelings and emotions therefore taking steps to be there and help each other feel better at every pace of the way. Also known as a soul connection but sweet tissue connection is an awesomer term used to brighten the mood.

*in this case sweet tissue does not refer to a kleenex tissue sheet dipped in honey. Thank you. :)

Sweet tissue connection. INC

by SweetTissueNotKleenex June 20, 2010

Slow internet connection

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error_timedoutconnection

Me: this fuckin slow internet connection is a piece of shit. fuck this slow ass shit.

by mydudefrank July 17, 2019

contesting

In Video Games, stopping the enemy from capturing the point or winning the game. Also something that 90% of Overwatch players dont do.

MuffinHead89: "Dude, why didn't you contest the point? We (the rest of the team) were really close to coming back"

BlackThunder: "Because I would've died, idiot!"

MuffinHead89: "You could've bought us time by contesting the point!"

by mauncc August 16, 2018

conception

A violent process that happens when a daddy cell violently slams his head inside a mommy cell and the mommy cell consumes the daddy cell's head and leaves the rest of the daddy cell's body to rot.

Some believe that life begins at conception. I believe life ends there.

by Unbridled Scissors September 30, 2004

contortionist

someone who contorts their body.

like very far backbends and other examples of flexibility.

by juunan September 3, 2005