conbogulate

A tendency to reinforce our devotion when asked to defend or explain our position. If we are asked to explain our feelings on an issue, as soon as the words leave our mouths we have already started to cement a position on the issue. Even if we have little or no background knowledge on it. We have the ability to convert hearsay, our own sense of logic or abstract thoughts into "facts" that we can draw upon to justify or explain our position. When challenged on the same idea in the future we are likely to take the original stance rather than revise it. Especially if we believe we hold the popular viewpoint.

"Jeremy Irons once said in an interview that if gay marriage were made legal, it would open up the ability for men to marry their sons. He was slammed by the media. In a media statement to follow he clarified his position by explaining that incest laws were there to prevent inbreeding and logically it does not prevent man and son from marrying."

Clearly his statement was narrow minded, but rather than say "hey I was suffering from verbal diarrhea that day" he became decidedly more resolute in his argument. He conbogulated his argument.

by Santas little helper April 7, 2013

cockophilia

The over excessive love of the DICK!

Ken: Man I think Joey is suffering from cockophilia

by The GING KID May 11, 2014

cockolate fondu

The act of dipping your penis into melted chocolate (or cheese) and having someone suck it off.

Oh man I had some delicious cockolate fondu last night, cadbury's from base to bellend.

by arnstar18 August 9, 2015

concodacolytis

when you get a concussion and severe headache from running

Coach i don't think i can run today, I have concodacolytis

by thickyeet November 30, 2018

Cockowad

A person that believes in dumb conspiracy theories, a crazy person or a loser. It is an insult but can also be used to talk about the male genitalia.

1. Conspiracy theorist: 5G towers give cancer and fry your brain

2. Smart person: Shut up you cockowad

3. Woman: Show me your cockowad daddy
4. Man: No I won’t show you, I’m married.

by Humongous Cockowad February 15, 2021

Cockoff

Ship name of C-list actress Olivia Cockburn and nepotism baby Jeff Azoff trying to fuck over their client Harry but instead end up no so sneakily fucking each other.

Have you seen Cockoff hold hands while dancing like worms? Quick, some eye coverup and holy water.

by _WJ September 18, 2021

ConCon

The annual meetup (since 2020) of BoonConnect.co staff where they celebrate the discovery of twankles.

OMG I can't wait for CONCON 2021, I heard they're giving out free twankles!

by Mr 326 November 15, 2021