A person that believes in dumb conspiracy theories, a crazy person or a loser. It is an insult but can also be used to talk about the male genitalia.
1. Conspiracy theorist: 5G towers give cancer and fry your brain
2. Smart person: Shut up you cockowad
3. Woman: Show me your cockowad daddy
4. Man: No I won’t show you, I’m married.
2. Smart person: Shut up you cockowad
3. Woman: Show me your cockowad daddy
4. Man: No I won’t show you, I’m married.
by Humongous Cockowad February 15, 2021
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A horrible human being. The epitome of a dick. One of the worst people possible.
Synonyms include: cunt, twat
Synonyms include: cunt, twat
by Zazuachu December 25, 2015
Get the Cockwad mug.someone who acts in a cock-ish way. annoying . stupid. a bag full of cockwad. nobody likes. someone who gets rejected. someone who gets beat up, fat kid, nerd, man with no cock, selfish, greedy.
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Kok-twah-dler. (n) 1. one who regularly sticks their hand down their pants in public to readjust their penis and/or scrotum from an uncomfortable position within their undershorts, or in the case of going commando, avoiding a potential Zipper Incident. ; 2. (n) A device used for male masturbation can also be described as a cocktwaddler.
Kok-twah-dler. (n) 1. one who regularly sticks their hand down their pants in public to readjust their penis and/or scrotum from an uncomfortable position within their undershorts, or in the case of going commando, avoiding a potential Zipper Incident. ; 2. (n) A device used for male masturbation can also be described as a cocktwaddler.
1.) *Jim reaches down his pants and adjusts his junk*
Bill: Oh god, Jim, dude don't fucking be a cocktwaddler.. go wash your fuckin' hands man..
2.) A Fleshlight can also be called a cocktwaddler.
Husband: Honey, where's my cocktwaddler?
Wife: Hell if I know, you pervert!
Bill: Oh god, Jim, dude don't fucking be a cocktwaddler.. go wash your fuckin' hands man..
2.) A Fleshlight can also be called a cocktwaddler.
Husband: Honey, where's my cocktwaddler?
Wife: Hell if I know, you pervert!
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