conkhead

adjective.

Used to describe ones cranial deformity.

see Nic Cester and mongoloid

"I just got done watching Jet's new video. The lead singer is such a conkhead!"

or

"I just got eye-raped by that conkheaded freak over there.."

by Ashley January 15, 2005

Conkers Deep

Deep penetration sex touching your balls

I was conkers deep last night with that girl I took home!

by Adrian December 5, 2003

Conkering

"To play conkers with your testicles"

The aim of the game is to remove your opponents Testicle from his Epididymis rendering him the loser and impatent.

"Dave?! Fancy conkering"
"Go on then I'm bursting your nut"

by RarePoodle June 12, 2015

CONKlin

a del val saying, this word means a usually huge motherfucker, average weight is 300lbs and around a hieght of 6'5. not someone to fuck with.

That's a fucking CONKlin right there dude.

by nassss January 30, 2009

conklin

To totally and irreversibly fuck up a group or team's chance at winning or succeeding.

"Wow, did you see that idiot score on his own goal?"
"Ya, he sure pulled a mean conklin out there."

"Did you see game 1 of the Stanley Cup finals, typically conklin!"

by K Lo September 4, 2008

Conky

A Person Thats A ASSHOLE

Hey shut the fuck up Conky!

by Show February 3, 2005

Conklin

The damn assholes who edit Urban Dictionary!

"Those fucking Conklins rejected my post for nigga-migga again."
"But dude, i love that word..."
"I know man, don't worry though, we'll get them bastards"

by Dwem January 6, 2008