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Competitious

Socially envious and competitive, seeking to get ahead of one's friends. Whereas "competitive" has a broad range of application, including athletics and business, "competitious" refers exclusively to social jockeying.
"How come she's so competitious? She's not even a viable competitor for him."
by Khizzar May 15, 2008
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competition shook

by IGotCheatedOn;-; February 10, 2018
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competitive sandwich making

competitive sandwich making is a sport only for women who can make sandwiches very quickly. the sport started in Palo Alto, California. The world's fastest sandwich maker is known by his nickname Zibi. which is also the only man to play the sport.
sorry i have a competitive sandwich making match today... I can't hang out!
by Vert53 May 17, 2011
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dance competition

A place where people come to watch dancers of all shapes,sizes,and genders, wear whore makeup and weird ass costumes with masks and feather. all while dancing to remixs of the worst songs by britney spears.
by Danceishell January 12, 2014
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Competitive salary

“We can’t tell you the pay scale for this job because we are well aware that this position pays low across the entire country, however, we will make it $0.05 above the average of all jobs across the board so we can refer to it as competitive. That’s right, this salary is so competitive that we’re not even gonna tell you what it is. Please apply for this position of our dying company so we can contribute to your sad depressed life and assist you in wanting to put a shotgun in your mouth.”
Job title: Cashier
We offer a competitive salary! Please, please, PLEASE become part of our “team” so that our CEO can continue to wipe their ass with $100 bills while we all continue to eat nothing but pasta.
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 December 31, 2022
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competition

The pros warned the competition how much they liked the flavor of nubcake xp
by ScegfOd January 15, 2008
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Competitive Minecraft

An unofficial online sport for 12 year old boys with titties play with something other than their dicks.
Hey bro dont be saying that unfamily friendly shit in the chat or else youll be banned from playing competitive minecraft.
by ScumbagTito November 30, 2017
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