Playdough Commando

One who claims to have served in various armed forces, yet misunderstands military terminology.

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"My friends who used to serve with me in "the CORE"

"It's CORPS, Playdough Commando" <rolls eyes>

by boguk April 27, 2009

Highway Commando

To cross more than one lane of traffic in a single lane change maneuver. Exponential bonus points are given for each lane crossed after the second. Peeling out grants a multiplier. Each car within the danger zone around the driver who is Highway Commando'ing is considered a casualty.

Truck too large? We need the wide lane? Commence Highway Commando.

by Scott Icarus November 6, 2011

Super Commando

Commando plus. The condition of no underpants and being completely shaved.

"Dude I saw some bouncing in your jeans. Are you going commando?" "Even better, Super Commando! The chicks love it."

by free baller April 3, 2010

send commandos

A super cool way of asking for nudes. Probably just genitals, but if you refer to yourself going shirtless as going commando, then consider this an all around great phrase for sexting.

"Dude, Rachel told me to send commandos while I was in the shower last night."

by lilythegoose December 16, 2018

Rando Commando

n.
one who often has random thoughts or ideas, and usually lacks most brain power

Guy 1: Hey Allen wouldn't it be cool if alligators could mate with humans?
Allen: No guy 1 you're a weird-ass rando commando.

John: You know what would be great for these tough-ass wall sits? An invisible stool.

by Cheekymcgee May 30, 2011

Going Commando

In Photography, It refers to not having a protective UV filter attached to the front glass element of a DSLR camera lens. A lens without one runs a higher risk of being scratched or broken due to it being dropped, flying debris or hit up against something.

I know you just got that 70-200mm lens, but you can't go into an Occupy Wall Street protest going commando without a filter on it. What if the police move in or protesters start throwing things?

by GenVirtu December 3, 2011

dick commando

One who commands the dick.

Mike: Your such a dick commando.
Todd: Fuck you.

by Stash_Master August 14, 2006