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colon creeper

A guy who like to go up another guy's butt.
Dude, you see that guy over there? He's a total colon creeper.
by Nickmpop April 17, 2010
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Colon Slosh

Using the sharp end of a Capris Sun straw in conjunction with the air pressure of one's own exhalation to blow any type of carbonated liquid into the colon of another, often semi-conscious person. The act must take place between two persons of differing heights and, crucially, within a moving vehicle.
Hey Ej, why do you look so sick?

Kevin colon sloshed me while I was driving back from Coachella.
by bucks Mcgee June 13, 2011
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Colon Karma

The act of wondering if you should eat something, that might cause some gastrointestinal problems later.
Mike:Hmmm should i eat the 5 buck box from taco bell now...im going on a date in about 4 hours, i dont want to have to repaint her toilet. I will go with a homemade chicken salad instead.

Rajieen: yeah you wouldn't want to get some bad Colon karma for later.
by mr bonkers113 September 24, 2011
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Colon-Cannon Rice Cake

When a woman shits on a man's nutsack.
"Barbara and I shared a colon-cannon rice cake last night. It was magical."
"Neat-o man!"
by Tom26 November 12, 2013
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Colon Warrior

A colon warrior is a person who uses their penis as a sword when going into sexual battle with their partner. Said partner could be a male and or a female.
Did you hear that Becky tried anal with Fred?! Fred is a real colon warrior
by Thund3rQu33f May 3, 2014
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Colon Lobster

1.Its Like Crabs But In Ur Ass.
2.Its what u get after letting a gay guy put a gerbil in ur ass.
3.ur mom
Omg David you are such a Colon lobster!
by Ass goblin 420 August 22, 2009
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Colon three

The smug moustache of smug success.
by Maffz May 10, 2012
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