cracked a moisty

verb to crack a moisty

The initial leekage of secreted liquid (taste can vary) within a woman's nethers upon extreme arousal. Doubles as a handy natural lubricant.

Husband: Is that golden syrup you've spilt again??

Wife: No I've just cracked a moisty...

by Medleys October 5, 2006

cracked it

opened the throttle up suddenenly in a race.

a.off the line that bike cracked and he was gone.
b.as soon as i cracked it the tires just lit up.

by joe January 14, 2004

cracked

crazy, stupid

Man, you cracked.

by Jel Playa July 24, 2003

cracked up

A person who is "high" on crack.

"dude i'm so cracked up right now!"

by itsjade January 22, 2009

Cracked Syndrome

Cracked Syndrome: what happens when a popular website with it's own original content features comics, articles, or videos from other sites. The featured content is the worst of the victim site's content, either done by the host site on purpose in order to make their content better, or, in rare cases, because they actually like what they're featuring.

Originates from Cracked.Com who seem to host the worst of the 'White Ninja' and the 'Daisy Owl' comics, completely turning their readers off from both series'.

Well, the last minute was pretty much uneeded, but the actual sketch was good. Judging by the comments though, this already has Cracked Syndrome.

by Koth April 30, 2009

Cracked dick

The process of cracking your dick

Hay jason, while wacking off last night i cracked dick

by Twizta August 31, 2006

cracked

insane

That tard is cracked, yo!

by burntham September 5, 2003