Coftes

A word that originated in Egypt meaning "Christian". Coftes is considered as an offensive insult from a christian's point of view. It originated from Coptic

Da wad Coftes ebn lazina..!

ya ragel da el Cafatsa malo el balad :S

by Anonymos Mate August 20, 2009

cortesta

A horse with ridiculously large balls who wins every race

Look at that Cortesta go!

by BoomanNooman June 19, 2017

Catesp

Catesp is used to define a human who loves cats. This term is used to keep strangers of by saying that they are not interested in them because they are CATESP :)

I am catesp I‘m not interested in you...

by Porma February 19, 2020

Chocolate coated cashew

When a female sexual partner excretes feaces onto a male partner's testicles then proceeds to nibble on the area.

"Shazza gave me the nicest chocolate coated cashew last night".

"Suck on my chocolate coated cashew".

by Ken Leee March 8, 2009

Pissing Contest

A political debate

John Jackass and Al Asswipe had a pissing contest over minimum wage.

by xsnake1 December 28, 2014

Gauss contest

The easiest math contest ever for grade 7s and 8s
Sample question: What number should be subtracted from 21 in order to give 8?

Are you doing the Gauss Contest this year?
Nah, I’m doing the Kangaroo.

by Ye Wenjie September 21, 2018

Karen Contest

When Karen asks to speak to the manager and the manager is also Karen. Upon confrontation an epic bitch fight ensues. Typically results in hair pulling, harsh but very large fancy words, loss of clothing and collateral damage. These encounters typically occur in upscale restaurants and retail outlets. There have been unconfirmed reports of Karen contests occurring at childrens soccer games. It is strongly recommended to avoid becoming involved and to the leave the immediate area if possible.

Mike: Oh shit! Dude Karen just asked for the manager!
Jake: Its about to be World War III up in this bitch 'cuz the manager be a Karen too!

Mike: We better get the fuck outta here before the Karen Contest kicks off!

by NikkiSix June 6, 2020