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Clint Eastwoody

An erection inspired by the sheer manly awesomeness that is Clint Eastwood.
"Did you see Gran Torino? Man, that movie gives me a huge Clint Eastwoody."
by DJ_Smexy February 11, 2009
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Clint Eastwood

When that 6,4'' tall glass of water slowly walks up to you and puts a .44 magnum to your head. A man known Only as the Eastwood... you you better have paid your last dues. Because a badass such as this doesn't piss around. YOU WILL DIE!

Clint Eastwood- the second founding father of America. Perferably not to be dicked with by the common street thug, or anyone for that matter. Known to make mens eyeballs throw up at the mere sight of his testosterone filled manliness.
"Man has got to know his limitations."
"Smith, Wesson, and me."
"You've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well do you, Punk!"
"There are two kinds of men in this world... those that carry guns, and those that dig."
"I used to stack fucks like you five foot high and use em' as sand bags."

Death once had a near-Clint Eastwood experience.

It dosen't Matter if he fired six shots, or only five, he is Clint Eastwood.

Many a time can a man only choke out "It's clint Eas-" before they die!

Clint Eastwood can't grow pubic hair, because hair dosen't grow on steel.

Lifes a bitch, and than you DIE!
by V8 Vinny June 30, 2011
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Cliffin'

When something you do goes unexpectedly wrong and you look like a dumbass. Cliffin' could happen at anytime of the day and anyone can be Cliffin'.
One person: Dude I just burnt my finger with the lighter!

Second person: You be cliffin'
by Annie Recksun October 30, 2011
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Cliffers

A horrible gremlin type thing for example small griff, who lives in a nitty house, have no money and think there solid when they get bang by BS4 THE BEST
Oh look there’s some stinky cliffers over there. You should never go into Hartcliffe
by Cliffers are smelly October 3, 2019
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Robert Clifford

Usually a name for an elder alchoholic man with a taste for the fine arts. Expierements with hallucinative drugs, slightly sexuallly molests his employees, and all around has an odd aura. If you see a "R.C" run like hell. He may be packing a penis anywhere from 4-9 inches with the girth of a Glade airfresh can. Also use caution if you are in posession of any kind of contraband because he will surely burn you with his laser penis blast.
Robert Clifford
example

Douglas: "Here comes R.C"
Kyle: "Shit he is going to touch us again"
Douglas: "He does have that look in his eye"
Kyle: "Wait, do you have weed on you?"
Douglas: "God help us"
by Zigology March 22, 2009
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Dirty Clifford

The Dirty Clifford is the act of inserting 23 hard boiled eggs into the anal cavity, while masturbating.

Following an orgasm you eject the eggs, and human waste into a bowl, blend together the eggs and waste and consume the mix.
Bro I did a Dirty clifford last night and my mom wondered where the eggs went when she tried to make breakfast this morning
by Kekkekkek1 April 12, 2020
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cliff shitter

Derogatory reference to a native american. Especially certain tribes that used cliffs as dwellings. One would assume that if they lived on the side of a cliff, they would either shit in or off the side of the cliff.
Looks like the cliff shitters just built another casino.
by Tigerwoodsbabymama January 6, 2010
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