mrs clark

fat bitch

mrs clark is a fat bitch

by chase paul May 16, 2019

clarking

having sex with a woman and her daughters (named after former British member of parliament Alan Clark who revealed that he had slept with Valerie Harkess, the wife of a South African judge, and both of their daughters)

That Woody Allen was the first public figure discovered clarking

by British booty May 5, 2011

Clarke Cunt

Comicbook nickname for a rather clumsy fellow that wears glasses.

Ooh look, it's mild mannered Clarke Cunt....

by super147 July 15, 2011

patchy clark

a term given to an adolescent boy who has just resorted to heavily smoking dope to relieve stress or just pass the time

Kid 1- Why havent we seen mike around lately

Kid 2- i dont know man
Kid 3- he's becomng patchy clark more and more everyday!!!

by btown nk May 29, 2010

Clark Kenting

To wear glasses that you don't need, or different clothes than you normally do in order to obscure your true identity. So called for Superman's alter ego Clark Kent, who by the simple act of wearing glasses and a tie was somehow able to avoid people realizing they were the same person.

"Take a look at John, he's totally Clark Kenting it to impress that Jessica chick from his econ class."

"What do you mean?"

"He doesn't need glasses, that dude has 20/20 vision. He's just trying to look intelligent so she'll like him."

by fist taco February 24, 2010

Clark Kent

Verb, to conceal an outfit or article of clothing under another, usually done when the concealed garment isn't appropriate to wear.

I'm Clark Kenting my green "Kiss me, I'm Shitfaced" t-shirt at work tomorrow because it's St. Patrick's Day.

by Tony Dedo March 17, 2009

Mr. Clark

The absolute worst teacher in the school and cannot teach for shit. he will ramble on for hours on end talking shit like he knows everything. He looks like an older Buzz Lightyear and calls women cows. Certified retard. When he talks it makes me want to jump in front of a train. He sounds like they got him off the street. Dumbass hasnt even put grades in since september (its now december). solid 3 out of 10. That three only comes from his blind ass that cant catch nobody on their phone so it's basically a free period. This NPC wheres the same set or clothes every day. Absolute germophobe prolly empties 5 hand sanitizer bottles a day. His musty ass uses some mint perfume making the whole school smell like mint. I fr walk past his office and and get blasted by that shit. Whole grade praying on his downfall.

Jamal: "Ayo why the whole school smell like mint?"

*walks past Mr. Clark*
Jamal: "Shit bro Mr. Clark be stinking up the whole school."

Teacher: "Do you like all your trachers this year?"
Jamal: "Not Mr. Clarks stupid ass."

Parent: "Mr. Clark seems like a real retard."
Jamal: "Ong he dont know shit."

by HippityFlippity69 December 17, 2022