Cancer

Cancer is what things like smoking, exposure to radiation, genetically enhanced food, and furbies cause.

Doctor:Well Mr. Smith, you have stomach cancer and you have 3 months to live, you have no money, your house has been reposessed, your children sent to work in a sweat shop in thailand for 3 cents an hour making Nike's, and your wife has no where to go and will most likely die due to starvation, but I do have some good news.

You:..............

Doctor: I just saved money on car insurance by switching to Geico.

by Expatriot September 3, 2004

Cancer

Slime videos and any people who try to entertain kids on youtube because they aren't funny. So essentially people who play fortnite and think they're good at it.

NIgga's who play fortnite are cancer

by NothingG.A.Y January 14, 2019

chesticular cancer

1. Breast cancer in males. Also known as "moob cancer".

"Bill went to the doctor the other day and they found chesticular cancer."

by Tcxi November 4, 2009

foreskin cancer

penis cancer lol

James: Whats up bro?
Mike: Not much my dog died of foreskin cancer.
James: Thats rad bro!

by cardoolol October 24, 2018

Ring in the new year getting cancer

To celebrate the new year at a bar that has poor ventilation and can easily be confused with Snoop Dog's recording studio due to the persistent haze of smoke.

"Man, I really don't want to ring in the new year getting cancer". Do we have to go to Dee's?"

by mp2009 February 2, 2009

soul cancer

When a certain set of circumstances bogs you down and makes you depressed or leaves you wanting to give up. A feeling of immense hopelessness or depression.

This town is starting to give me soul cancer.

by Seb A. November 26, 2007

cancer

A disease caused by everything.

Bob got cancer from breathing, maybe we should stop so we don't get cancer!

by Matt May 13, 2005