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churchin

To tell someone you'll hangout or be somewhere soon, but never show up on time if at all. Always uses bullshit ass excuses.
"Hey is michael coming over."
"Naw, he's churchin us."
by zykrin August 13, 2014
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Churching

When there isn't enough of an alcoholic beverage to go around so you all pass it and share; when someone is too scared to get their own drink but will sip yours to fit in
Freshman: Yeah we only had one beer so we churched it
Kyle: bro it's like we're churching this beer with you all snagging it from me
Tom: they all wanted a taste of Mike's Hard Lemonade so we churched it for the experience
by Cemmop July 7, 2017
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dirty chinchilla

A haggard cat lady who literally wears a live chinchilla on her head while looking for a unicycle ride with benefits.
Check out that scullery maid! She is a real dirty chinchilla yo!
by DaddyScranton July 29, 2016
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chinchilla

Just $20 bucks will buy you a fine rodent friend
HOURS of rodent sexual gratifification await you. Shove this thing up yer ass or cram it with your cock. ChiNchilluh'sz 4 ALL!
by FuckerShocking May 13, 2005
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chinchilla

A little fuzzy rodent, superficially resembling a squirrel, which is raised for its thick (usually) gray fur and sometimes kept as a pet. Rare in the wild.
"If your chinchilla gets out of its cage again, I'm going to make gloves out of it. Capisce?"
by Qit January 21, 2004
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chinchilla

A small rodent that rocks soft, beautiful fur. Chinchilla coats go up to $100,000. That fur scarf that Martha Stewart was wearing after she got out of court was chinchilla ($2,000 scarf) and now there is a HUGE demand for chinchilla scarfs.
OMG, its Martha Stewart, poor bastard...but holy shit, thats a nice scarf.
by SoFreshAndSoClean March 23, 2004
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chinchilla

A girl who does not like boys flirting with her at times. This is derived from the female chinchilla, who squirts urine in the faces of some males in order to deter mating.
Lucy - "Mary just peed in a guy's face because he was tuning her, she is such a chinchilla"
by lols_royce January 31, 2010
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