Chuff Whack

To go for somthing head first without any sense of directon or carefull planning.

"I cant get the courage to talk to this girl" "Just Chuff Whack It"

by Bellies_994 February 20, 2009

Chuffucking

Pronounced "Chuff-fucking" in one quick word

To roger a woman up the rear who is under 18 but over the age of consent, this was illegal in the uk due to homosexuality laws until recently but now chuffucking is well practiced fun

Marc: dude i rammed this girl the other day
Marc 2: Dude no way!!
Marc: Yeah and then she let me chuffuck her shit was so cash
Marc 2: no way i was chuffucking your mum last night too
Marc: ...

by SGTKM December 28, 2010

Chufter

1: opposite of on fleek
2: a person into strange kinks

1: Dang, Michelle's eyebrows look so chufter today.

2: That nasty chufter Zach tried to jizz in my eye last night.

by Bloody Maya July 6, 2015

chuffpact

chuff·pact
/ch-uff-pakt/

noun
1. Anger in response to a verbal or written reference to an institution that is more selective than Georgetown University and/or conventionally esteemed as more prestigious.

“I mentioned my son chose Columbia over UGA and the chuffpact blew every door in the house off its hinges.”

by sammer2149 November 22, 2015

Chuffty Slap

A verb meaning to give someone a 'slap across the face' whilst being excited or erect.

Huey- Yanno what, one day your going to get a Chuffty Slap Harry. You do know that.

Harry- You what faggot.

by Jon ceena September 2, 2017

chuff the john

When you go into the middle school bathroom to take a fat rip off your nic stick

“I’m gonna be a little late, I gotta go chuff the John “
“Yo did you hear Jake got caught Chuffing his John at school?”

by Gubson6969 May 1, 2019

Cuffe

A dishonest backstreet mechanic.

Someone who lies about their level of training and expertise to extract money from the unsuspecting customer.
A rogue trader/businessman

That guy is a pure cuffe, what a cuffe, the world is gone to cuffe

by DClovessinkingboats May 23, 2019