Grab chub

A term used for when people grab the fatty parts of a human body for sensual pleasure. It can be taken as a joke or an act of utmost respect. It can be also used to show your dominance. Many affectionate specimens enjoy this act of comfort. To Grab chub is to love yourself and others curves, edges and pockets of fat.

Mandy: It’s that time of the day, Lucy it’s time to grab chub!
Sally: Don’t forget my chub Lucy!

Lucy: calm down, let’s just threesome grab chub.
Mandy: yum, feels good....

by Hush child December 15, 2018

quarter chub

A partial boner; What a male usually acquires in a dry hump situation with a female. Can also occur when one sees something fucking hot, for example three female German models playing twister but-ass nekked. Other connotations of the phrase include: 3/5ths chub, thirder (1/3 chub), and halfie. Remedies for the removal of quarter chubs include being punched square in the kids and/or seeing Star Jones on television. Personally, I prefer the former.

1) "Wow Barbara! I believe our dance just afforded me with a quarter chub! Your work is far from over."

2)"Dude, get up I want pizza."
"I can't! I've got a halfie!"
"Oh. I'm gonna go hit on your sister then"
"I'm good now. How about Dominoes?"

by Adda-Jew November 1, 2005

full-chub

A fully erect penis as large as it can possibly get. A dick more hard than a half-chub.

I banged that chick hard once I got a full-chub.

by dr.dj June 26, 2016

Runners chub

The slight boner you get after running a prolonged period of time or after a race.

"Dude I just ran 10 miles and I've got a little bit of a runners chub."

by pacers13579 January 3, 2010

chub-a-longs

Heavyset preteen girls that like to start drama behind your back. They usually run in packs.

Those 2 little chub-a-longs Emily and Kaylee have such pathetic lives that they have to start drama with other people to get their jollies

by LaDeena August 18, 2008

Chub Mongler

Someone who eats all of the food when they aren't supposed too. They are usually overweight and no one likes them

Greg: who ate all the cookies
Chase: Chris ate them all last night
Greg: Dang Chris is such a chub mongler

by Dpivkle April 23, 2019

hamster chubs

When you over feed your hamsters and proceed to take the exercise wheel off the axis. Very cruel do not attempt. Hamsters can get very huge and live a shorter life than expected.

hamster chubs

by reggaebooba April 7, 2010