One who carries around with them the uncontrollable urge to have a wank. This condition makes seemingly simple outings rather difficult.
Guy1: Yo man? Have you ever noticed all the white stains on the carpets in Doug's apartment?
Guy2: Yeah man its cause he's a fucking chronic wanker.
Guy2: Yeah man its cause he's a fucking chronic wanker.
by doubledew June 15, 2010
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Leyang: w8 w8 w8 im logging onto my chromeboobs
literally everyone: ayo?
Leyang: its the best laptop for sex
literally everyone: ayo?
Leyang: its the best laptop for sex
by i hate zero two May 2, 2021
Get the chromeboobs mug.The ritualistic abuse of ones private parts. Prefering self pleasurement over actual intercourse. Foresaking all others over his personal desires. I.E. is willing to masturbate whenever and wherever said person (male or female), is at the specific moment and time.
(see- sexy loser)
(see- sexy loser)
Kid #1: "... Damnit Eric! You don't do that in the ball pit at McDonald's!!!"
Kid #2: "Screw you, cumchugger!!" FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP...
Kid #2: "Screw you, cumchugger!!" FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP...
by Supermanchild January 2, 2004
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Get the mexican chrome mug.An overrated web browser that everyone uses for some reason. Its slow, it spies on you and its really heavy on RAM.
Everyone should switch to Firefox, a faster browser that doesn't track your every move.
Everyone should switch to Firefox, a faster browser that doesn't track your every move.
Guy 1 (Average Joe): Ugh why is Google Chrome taking so long to load
Guy 2: Why don't you switch to Firefox? Its faster
Guy 1: Because I can't use Google services then
Guy 2: What makes you think they don't work in Firefox?
Guy 1: Okay then I'll download it right now
Guy 2: Why don't you switch to Firefox? Its faster
Guy 1: Because I can't use Google services then
Guy 2: What makes you think they don't work in Firefox?
Guy 1: Okay then I'll download it right now
by thechadman412 January 2, 2021
Get the Google Chrome mug.1) Any chromed, flashy, tricked-out, or pretentious looking car designed soley for attracting shallow minded women.
2) Any chromed, flashy, tricked-out, or pretentious looking car driven by a pimp.
2) Any chromed, flashy, tricked-out, or pretentious looking car driven by a pimp.
Tim: "Check-out Danny In is chrome covered cuntmobile!"
John: "Think He'll pick-up chicks in that thing?"
Tim: "Hell! You already know he's a pimp with ten years experience!"
John: "Think He'll pick-up chicks in that thing?"
Tim: "Hell! You already know he's a pimp with ten years experience!"
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