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Child

Oh that’s the child’s fault”
(Other person l) “TOMMY”
by Froggyislost March 6, 2022
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a childish person who is extremely crazy, stupid and funny
alex: child come here!
amelia: IM NOT A CHILD
ella: actually, you fit the definition
alex: yeah, you do
by banana general March 11, 2022
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A small person that cries a lot.
POV: Your fighting with your sibling(s).

Child: ITS MY LOLIPOP GIVE IT BACK *CRYING*

You: STOP BEING SUCH A CHILD LIKE GROW THE HELL UP.
by DAPERSONOFTHETHINGY March 20, 2022
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They're like people accept shorter.
You want to know something funny? I didn't even know that was your child's name! 😂🤣😂 There's more than one Matthew in the world.
by Hym Iam April 3, 2022
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annoyig thing that schouldn't exist
i want to coomit murder on that child
by agh im goona die May 19, 2022
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oh go piss off i'm not getting a child
by piss e piss May 28, 2022
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