Someone who has no siblings. Some upsides are getting what you want, having some friends that are only children, no being irked, and having higher goals. Downsides are lashing anger on kids who have siblings, and can end up being a jerk. Sometimes it leads to having an inflated ego.
Friend 1: How's your sister?
Friend 2: Pretty good. She's playing soccer.
Only child: I'm frickin' tired about my brother that, and my sister this! Screw all of you! *walks away*
Friend 1: God, what a jerk.
Friend 2: I know.
Friend 2: Pretty good. She's playing soccer.
Only child: I'm frickin' tired about my brother that, and my sister this! Screw all of you! *walks away*
Friend 1: God, what a jerk.
Friend 2: I know.
by yahmoo23 April 15, 2010
Someone, often after taking a pill of the nig variety, that lassos and fondles the testicles of young boys. This is usually followed by booty wrangling.
Cooter: “that nigger right there is a rootin’ tootin’ child dingler!” “Carol, keep the kids in the basement and call me if that nigger comes ‘round!”
by LoyalEmployee October 09, 2019
by Sunnykid February 26, 2017
A child born to unmarried parents, the most neutral way of describing a child as illegitimate or a bastard.
"Natural child" sounds much better than "love child"; George Carlin put it, "I have a love child who sends me hate mail."
"Bastard" is too loaded and "love child" sounds silly, since the "love child" is often the unintended result of one-night stands where love hardly features.
At least "natural child" is accurate without any silly, infantile euphemisms or insulting connotations.
"Bastard" is too loaded and "love child" sounds silly, since the "love child" is often the unintended result of one-night stands where love hardly features.
At least "natural child" is accurate without any silly, infantile euphemisms or insulting connotations.
by Lorelili July 22, 2014
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