Chelsea

Chelsea is a female name originating from Britain, meaning 'ship's port'. Those with the name Chelsea feel that they are both creative and logical. Chelsea's are usually the third wheel in most social situations, but are always the first person they're friends go to for help with a personal predicament. Chelsea's are very loyal and will love you unconditionally.

"Chelsea, I feel like you're the only one who listens to me."

by Minichoo June 2, 2015

Chelsea Dagger

A pun on "Britney Spears" used by a Burlesque dancer, and the inspiration for the smash Fratellis hit of the same name.

"Chelsea Dagger is a cracking tune!"

by solarhippie July 9, 2009

chels

shes one hot ass bitch! evry1 luvs her she sooo popular kwlest chik around

woah, dat chels is fine!

by FiTfUlLhAmLaD December 18, 2004

Chelsing Out

When a girl has an estrogen explosion in a stunned shock of voicelessness and scattered shrieking and squealing.

Guy: Dude! Why did you send that picture of cute cuddly kittens to my girlfriend!

Dude: What? I thought she would like them!

Guy: She did! Thats the problem, she's totally chelsing out right now!

by Andrew Teeples January 2, 2009

Chelsea

One amazing chicky. Weird ass, hilarious conversations are pretty much her thing. You could bring up any topic, and she could go on about it forever if she wanted to. Impossible to hate, and has tonnes of friends. Gorgeous girl who I am absolutely jealous of!

Person: That girl over there is laughing her ass off!

Other Person: She must have been talking to a Chelsea.

by imnotverycreative May 5, 2011

Chelsea

A pretty girl with a great personality. Can be incredibly stubborn and selfish, but also nice and funny. When a Chelsea gets insulted, she will fire back with the rudest and most horrible thing she can think of, but if it was to a friend, will later act as if nothing happened. Does not forgive easily and holds grudges. Can be a bitch but is also very sweet sometimes. Thinks the world of herself and a few others. When she cares she will do anything. Likes to be in control of every situation and everyone around her. Is brutally honest and will tell what she thinks even if it offends, but sometimes lies if she thinks it will hurt a person's feelings. Is smart, knows it, and flaunts it. All round a good person and a great friend when she is on your side.

'Oh my god she is such a Chelsea'

by qwsdcvbnjkl June 14, 2013

Chelsie

Famous for her deceitfully charming wit and amazing ass, Chelsie will get you to fall in love with her and then steal your soul. She claims to have been born in 1989 but she can be seen in Greek, Norse, and Celtic Mythology, among others. Many cultures have come up with ways to explain the Chelsie Phenomenon, often counting their experiences as an encounter with a succubus, siren, or femme fatale. No, this was Chelsie.

Chelsie can be found around
-computers with idiot-proof operating systems
-shitty poetry
-insensitive jokes
-recycling bins
-sunblock
If you fear an encounter with Chelsie, note that she can be warded off with non-kosher foods (though she is not Jewish) or neutralized with small amounts of alcohol.

Do not try to use violence against her as this will only excite her more.
Never attempt to pursue a relationship with Chelsie. She will lead you on for a week and then leave with your soul.

Tom: Dude I love this girl I think I'm going to fuck her tonight.
John: Her? No way dude, that's Chelsie. She'll wait till your dick is out and then leave.

by catcenturyx1 May 6, 2010