chef titardee

tit fucking a girl while eating chef boyardee

While watching sportscenter i started chef titardeeing my girlfriend.

by D&W words March 14, 2010

chef's hat

A piece of traditional head-gear, usually worn by cooks and bakers world-wide, is now a highly fashionable, often over-sized accessory worn by crazy middle-aged women. (the women are generally classified as "insane", and size-wise, they are somewhere between "chubby" and "morbidly obese")

"Whooooohooooohooohaw! The zebras have taken over the butter junction! Time to put on my chef's hat!!!"

by SGTcornsmith November 4, 2003

Chef Budweiser

An attempt to prepare or cook food under the heavy influence of alcohol, usually late at night and often unsuccessful, or such person making the attempt to cook while drink.

Marty pulled a Chef Budweiser on St. Patty's day and burnt the corned beef and half the kitchen...

by E.A. Sproketz April 11, 2011

Chef’s Delight

The act of recieving a blowjob in the kitchen, but instead of nutting on her face, you nut in the microwave and hit the 30 second button.

Yo dude! Olivia and I had sex in the kitchen last night, and she finished me with the Chef’s Delight!

Derek. We live in a dorm. I used the microwave this morning.

by BigPapaEJ November 1, 2017

Chef Cocking

When a chef wears a jacket and apron but nothing else

It was so romantic but then he started chef cocking after sex and taking selfies.

by brianosaurus July 23, 2014

Chef’s Special

When someone has passed out from a 75% alcohol drink and someone else wipes their balls on their face.

Omer got served the chef’s special last night

by Chef_Bawlz June 9, 2021

chef's surprise

When you open up a girl's pussy real wide, and, disgusted by what you see, throw up in it.

If you're squeamish whenever you see private parts (you big pussy...) then the chef's surprise is the move for you.

by Some idiot that thinks you are gay August 21, 2006