Checking the Cookies

Similar to the classic Dutch Oven, but rather ones ownself farts and peaks inside to get a whiff of their own medicine

“Oh man that was a good one (fart), I’m gonna check the cookies!”

“Dude, stop checking the cookies, your letting all your ass breath out of your blankets and it’s stinking up the room”

by Corbear123 May 27, 2018

Check your temperature

To figure out where you stand with someone.

I have to check your temperature before we hangout to get a feel of you first.

by Djjjjjjjjjj March 24, 2021

Virtual Reality Check

The need to take care of practical things after an extended period of time on the interweb, gaming or watching action movies.

Mom: Ryan, you've been playing Warcraft on line since yesterday and the dog needs to be walked. Seriously, it's time for a virtual reality check!

by Neesied69 August 8, 2012

shit house pecker checker

A man that peers up over a bathroom stall wall to gaze at another man urinating or deficating.

Dude, I was taking a crap and that shit house pecker checker peeped up over the wall to look at me and my junk. What a mo!

by festus 1 November 6, 2012

Venezuelan Oil Check

The act of shoving your finger into someone's asshole and checking how far up your finger the shit marks go, similar to a dip-stick in a car.

Yeah, after I gave Georgine a Venezuelan Oil Check I knew what she had eaten for the last week.

by dbuts February 4, 2017

blank check

A situation where a person has a virtually unlimited amount of resources to perform certain acts.

George W. Bush thinks that he has a blank check to do what he pleases, which is why our nation is falling apart.

by jesster79 March 3, 2005

checkin

A form of name calling used started and used in Memphis Tennessee. Sometimes starting with "Shut Yo" or ending with "Looking ass nigga" "Looking ass bitch" or just "Looking ass." Some people have their own ways of doing this. Some people end with "Face ass"
This is known by almost everyone in Memphis Tennessee.
People use random ideas and items in their checks.

"Shut yo sour cabbage eatin ass up"
"King Kong Granddaddy Looking Ass Nigga"
"Get yo pregnant ape looking ass on somewhere"
"Bean Pie face ass"

James says "Damn mayne they checkin yo ass."

by Chris James III July 5, 2007