Chelsea FC

Also see Chelski. A Russian soccer team (should no longer be considered English in origin) housed by London, England. Are the toy of Russian gangster Roman Abramovich (who, for the record, cannot speak English). Use Abramovich's dirty money in an attempt to sign whomever they wish but are often turned down (as was the case with Real Madrid's Raul) as they are 99.9% style and 0.01% substance. Have a limited (and much muted) fan base. Bought the Carling Cup at the expense of Liverpool FC and, more recently, the Premiership at the expense of Arsenal FC and Manchester United FC. Are now attempting to buy the European Cup at the expense of Liverpool and AC Milan/PSV Eindhoven. May succeed (but underservedly so). Are in possession of the most expensive (and cheating) squad in the world (including ball-handling expert Tiago). Are 2005's team and will prove to be 2005's team only.

Chelsea FC robbed Liverpool FC of the Carling Cup in the 2004/2005 season.

Chelsea FC will attempt to rob Liverpool FC of the European Cup in the 2004/2005 season.

Chelsea FC are inferior to Arsenal FC.

Chelsea FC's fan base, confined to East London and East Europe (Russia), is inferior to that of West Ham United FC.

by UNTERMENSCHEN May 2, 2005

chelsea

usually good in bed, hot, sexy,
total turn ons, intamint, funny,
blue eyes, blonde hair, rad,
total package

damn look at chelsea.

by the fucking bomb (: February 28, 2009

Chelsea

A fashionable New York City girl who is quite actually a geek

Person 1: Wow she's so stylish
Person 2: HA she's a mathlete
Person 1: Wow. What a chelsea

by citygurl May 9, 2007

CHELSEA

A very pretty sweet awesome girl she is a very good friend is very popular guys are attracted to her like a magnet she is dating a guy that likes to dab and is a savage she loves him to death also she is very cute she can't go anywhere without getting 283747 guys numbers

Hey cheslea

Chelsea:hi?

The guy:ur cute

by H et bye nry March 22, 2017

Chelsea Schriever

The nicest girl YOU will ever meet. she is beautiful and has dark hair. one very unique person

Chelsea Schriever is beautiful

by yamama4life August 23, 2009

Chelsea Drysdale

An outrageously sexy being, almost goddess like.. Has been known to kill a man with one glance. Chelsea Drysdale is also known as a mixture between Fergie And Jesus with a dash of Brad Pitt and David Beckham. She has been seen hosting many pop culture award shows. She also has a sexy pencil sharpener on her keychain. Chelsea Drysdale is pure beauty and will never be surpassed in her looks.

Where is Frankensteins Balls? Oh ya, Chelsea Drysdale cut his balls off

by yupyupyup89049 September 14, 2010

chelsea chaaos

myspace site model. she's new and pretty. not well known. tons of pictures.

she is so chelsea chaaos with all her photos.

by Jimmy James711 November 22, 2010