Whatever Humps Your Camel

synonym to "whatever floats your boat" also meaning do whatever the fuck you want.

me: You wanna go do something later?
friend: Sure what do you wanna do?
me: Whatever Humps Your Camel.

by Diannese June 1, 2005

camel up

To drink large quantities of water or other liquid in preparation for being someplace really hot.

Man it's hot as hell outside. We better camel up with some dew before crossing the parking lot.

by Barry Condrey August 3, 2007

cameltosis

Derived from the Oral condition of bad breath - Halitosis - a condition of having fetid breath. Cameltosis is the same condition of the vagina, having fetid, funk of the Camel Toe

Damn dude, that bitch had some kickin' cameltosis.

by Dave January 21, 2005

Two Camels in a Tiny Car

A phrase coined on =3 from a viral video of two camels... in a tiny car.

The phrase is just bizarre enough to win every argument ever.

"We're having pizza for dinner."
"No, we're getting chinese. Two camels in a tiny car"
"Okay"

"Watch out for that squaids, man."
"It's all good. I've got two camels in a tiny car."

"That's lame. You're a fucking moron"
"Two camels in a tiny car"
"You win."

"Cause I'm in your house every night doin' your mom"
"Two camels in a tiny car"
"Shit. You got me. Tell mom I said hi."

by Mayteana February 1, 2010

Camel Rider

A girl who likes brown guys. Similar to a "Night Rider", who is a girl who likes black guys.

Friend 1: "Wow, Ally hooked up with a brown guy"
Friend 2: "dam, shes a Camel Rider"
Friend 1: "Fo sho"

by KDNIGGA March 18, 2015

Camel Clutch

The pro-wrestling move used by the Iron Sheik in 70s and 80s. The opponent would be laying on their stomach on the ground, and the Iron Sheik would sit on their back, clutch the opponents chin with both hands locked together, and pull back in hopes of submission. The Iron Sheik famously defeated champion Bob Backlund with this move and Hulk Hogan was the first to break the hold and went on to win the title from the Iron Shiek.

"Yo, if you see Hogan break the camel clutch and ram the Sheik against the turnbuckle?"

by Steve1234 November 27, 2006

camel jockey

term used in derogatory fashion to describe anyone from the middle east

ahmed is a camel jockey

by themainevent November 17, 2003