chainsaw mullet

A man with a mullet who works at, or is visiting a hardware store to purchase or sell a chainsaw. Mullet enthusiasts proclaim that this mullet is one of the most rare mullets to find.

Larry- " I've been hitting up the hardware store every day, and I still can't find the chainsaw mullet."

Andy- " Dude, I found my chainsaw mullet at a put-and-take center. I'd check there."

by Cameron C July 1, 2008

Chainwallet

A room mate with a particular sadistic sense of things. Normally not found in the wild, a Chainwallet normally majors in history because of their extreme hatred for math or anything imaginary. Has immense amounts of sex appeal, but because a Chainwallet will never leave its room, they are normally freaks of genetic mutations, and never pass on their genes to offspring.

"My friend is a Chainwallet"

by mindorgasm April 15, 2009

chainsaw wedgie

when your underwear is pulled up from a hole in the chair and put over top of it.

underwear pulled through a chair hole that is called a chainsaw wedgie

by sa112 July 14, 2009

chainsaw

Synonym for fuck. from the song F**k everything by Jon Lajoie

I don't give a chainsaw about what you think

by Dudepersonabout22231 August 1, 2011

oral chainsaw

the act of applying a healthy dose of industrial grade super glue to an erect penis, (variations of application include a full nose dive into the glue container or a swift swabbing). then with a sticky wiener, the male experiences oral sex waiting 1-2 minutes for the glue to dry. in that time the partner clenches thine teeth which in hand get stuck to penis which is ripped out making a "chainsaw" out of his genitals.

rodriguez: "man i just cut down that tree with my erect penis!"
willis: "you be lying through thine teeth i say"
rodriguez: "naw man i gave that bitch an oral chainsaw"
willis: "oh that explains everything...your pantaloons must be ripped meaw"

by mavegen/skyrainbowrider March 11, 2011

chaingangsoldier

Chaingangsoldier is a loser at the Playstation Underground, who changes his mind every other week about what a good console is. In fact, he trades in a 360 or PS3 once a week. He is close to losing about $100,000 after trading in the consoles so many times.

Chaingangsoldier October 17 2006: PS3 Pwns all
Chaingangsoldier October 30 2006: 360 ftw
Chaingangsoldier November 15: PS3 rocks ma socks!
Chaingangsoldier December 1: Nothing beats 360

by Chaingang's parents who have lost so much money do to our whining son of 12 December 15, 2008

chainsaw scrub

A FUCKING 1 BAR WHO DOESNT LET GO OF THE FUCKING "B" BUTTON AND RUNS AT YOU REVVING THAT GAY SHIT UP LIKE THER IS NO TOMARRO. and doesnt even flinch from my shottty.

OMFG HOLY SHIT NIGGER BALLS THAT CHAINSAW SCRUB JUST FUCKING CHAINSAWED ME, FUCK KID LET GO OF THE FUCKING "B" BUTTON!!!!!!!!!!!!

(gears of war 2)
=D

by taylor 2 bar February 11, 2009