Cedar Lake

po-dunk town in Northwest Indiana. Otherwise known as Skeeter Tuckey. Redneck civilization in the middle of the ghetto.

You know a person lives in Cedar Lake if they dye their hair blonde and it turns brassy red.

by Julie R. Garcia October 16, 2008

cedar creek

Shitty ass town with ghetto people in the schools.

ghetto cedar creek

by Ben Franklin Bitch February 11, 2014

Spicy Celery

Celery that is spicy, which is a real thing.

This celery tastes spicy, it must be spicy celery.

Spicy Celery does exist.

by therealestreal November 18, 2016

Cedar Rapids

An expression for a destitute wasteland void of all human dignity and hope, in which there are more bars than books, and the inhabitance of those bars will talk endlessly to try and convince you that this is where they wanted their life to end up. Where the scale of social structure is so below par when compared to other cities, that the absence of homeless people is less a reflection of a prosperous community, but rather the fact that it is better to be homeless anywhere, than to have a home in Cedar Rapids. Where corn syrup souls only get away with lying to themselves, and where abandoned downtown buildings stand as the most accurate impersonation of a place with any semblance of reality. Where hangovers subsidize the layovers of lives whose plane will never leave the gate, and where the only cultures that survive are the bacteria in the back of your mouth. Where going for a walk is an oddity worthy of drive by heckling. Where daybreak has no sunrise, and nightfall has no sunset. Where children stand on the tips of their toes and look past the looming curvature of the earth in the hopes of seeing some place their dreams can run to without collapsing of exhaustion. An eddy on the side of the Cedar River where people begin to stagnate into everything they never wanted to be.

But dad I hate Grandma's house, it's so Cedar Rapids in there.

by BrianMichelleEsterwood May 3, 2011

cedar cliff

School famous for their incest rate

Everyone that attends.

by cedar cliff high school July 29, 2005

Cedar

A whiny little bitch. Named after a tree (not pog). Probably thinks anarchy is the best way to run a government. Hates people with different political views than him. Thinks he's better than everyone because he plays sports.

"Cedar is a bitch."
"I know right!"

by Gunkinator20XX January 26, 2022

cedarville

A private baptist university located near Dayton, Ohio.

Although located in a remote cornfield, there are over 100 majors to choose from to keep the average student preoccupied in preparing for an exciting post-college career. The average Cedarville student will share that they have placed faith in Jesus Christ as their Lord and Savior.

In very rare occasions, Cedarville is home to individuals who either 1) flee in anger or 2) graduate in an unwanted field and have no job (see: other definitions of Cedarville). Both of these results, however, usually stem from confusion in identity, confusion in defining what 'hard work' is, or worse, confusion in determining what actually is a rich or elitist school (See: Harvard).

I want to go to Cedarville to help myself grow spiritually.

-or-

I left Taylor for Cedarville because I want to be able to write on my resume I attended a school where I was willing enough to voluntarily submit to rules.

by PiercingTheDarkness February 27, 2005