Holy Slovakian War of the 8th century

This war occurred nearing the end of the 8th century. The Loduhan Clan, led by Humphrey Loduha, had all the power at the time and then the liberals came with CNN by their side. The battle raged across the south western mountains of Slovakia. The Loduhan clan used their advanced bow hunting techniques to successfully rid their home of the intruders and restored power to the throne.

What was the catalyst of the Holy Slovakian war of the 8th century?

Uhhh, the famine?
No.
Liberal invasion!
Correct.

by RogerMethod420 May 14, 2022

Twenty-First Century Gatsby

Someone wealthy who throws parties like Gatsby today but with all the technology and fun that was around in the 20s and with the new culture.

Yeah he's the Twenty-First Century Gatsby.

by André10000 October 11, 2011

Buck Rogers of Da 24th Century

With out any doubt whatsoever, the corniest television show ever created. About a foot ball player who became an astroanut in the year 1980, froze himself than became an astronaut again in 2384. The show is known the world over for it's use of cheap 70s technology to poorly portray life in the future (ooh florescant light bulbs, how cutting edge!) and it incessantly exploited little people.

Annie: So....*takes a drag on ciggarette, then coughs* ever been with an older gal before?
Me: No. . .
Annie: *rubs some Vaseline in her cornhole then gets on all fours*
Me: slides dick into her bung and glances over her chubby body at the TV screen
TV: Buck is transported in ice to the amazing century 24! Do doo do DO! And here's "Tiggie" a transvestite-midget in a chrome robot costume.
Me: *dick goes limp* Dude, turn this shit off......

by Joeber April 28, 2005

17th century Nannie

17th century Nannie's believed in giving hand jobs to young men they cared for helped bring in sleep faster .

If your nannie doesn't give u hand jobs at bed time the you need to find you a 17th century Nannie!!

by Fast_to- sleep1980 April 22, 2024

21st Century Bitch

A person in the 21st century who has to bitch about literally everything.

"Chloe is a real 21st Century Bitch, she literally comes up with new stuff to complain about.

by hoppingicon January 7, 2023

Atomic Century Club

Variation of century club A shot of beer every minute with every tenth shot being hard alcohol.

Collin: Do you want to do Century Club when I come back down?
Bobby: No! I am trying to make the puke chart.

Collin: What is worse?
Bobby: Atomic Century Club

by I_LAA_BEER November 26, 2011

Chewed on a Century

When your riding the top deck of the 100 double decker bus and your driven into a low bridge and find yourself being chewed by wrought Iron

Fuck going on that bus I’m not being chewed on a century

by Chef de Clunge July 22, 2025