Basic Caveman

Robbie went full basic caveman when he stuck that 18G in that dudes bicep
by Honeynutts July 19, 2018
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Reverse Caveman

When your dressed like Fred Flinstone and you give yourself a reach around while squatting
The best thing about wearing a kilt is dropping my shit and giving myself a reverse caveman while I'm down there.
by Tendervittles0 August 27, 2022
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Cavemanning

Sexual intercourse on the ground of any outdoor environment. (Executed best on all fours, stomach or back to cover more dirt on the body).
by Flaskboy69 February 26, 2025
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to caveman

to caveman is to do something in the quickest manner possible no matter the consequences. it's often used within the realm of alternative space race history.

for example, taping a guy on a rocket and using his suit as a nosecone without bothering to add a parachute because you're just doing it to get records is cavemanning.
"with our current knowledge, we now know we could've cavemanned our way onto mars' surface before the invention of the internet."

"what's 'cavemanning'?"

"to caveman is simply to do it the best way possible"
by Sossololpipi September 15, 2022
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Desert Caveman

Jesus Christ AKA the guy that my dad likes to use against me when I misspeak/exaggerate so he can say that I lie and Jesus won’t approve.
Me:Dad I saw my dog Rosie eating her gingerbread toy. Dad: really son dog’s don’t eat gingerbread or toys quit lying Jesus (the desert caveman) won’t like that.

Me again: no dad I was talking about her toy that looks like a gingerbread man.
by Kentuckyboy June 26, 2024
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Sexy Caveman

JAG with a beard.
Look at you JAG, you haven’t shaved, you’re a sexy caveman.
by Samjokarl17 August 08, 2021
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metropolitan caveman

Someone who is brutishly strong, but is civilized enough to file their nails.
Zara: Are you filing your nails?
Lloyd: Fo sho' nigga
Zara: You're the true metropolitan caveman
by Swaggakidfosho December 19, 2013
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