get caked

To be pwned.

In laymans terms: To be severely beaten in a video game or other activity

Get Caked noob your soo bad at this game !

by Alex Hayashi October 23, 2006

craked canoli

1. an Italian dessert which is broken
2. a penis which is bent in a direction forming an 'L' shape.

See boomawang for full defenition

Oh my god it looks like a craked canoli

by Yo May 10, 2004

cakedick

The state of having dried semen on your genitalia, which in turn acts as a "frosting" to your soft moist penis.

Dang man, I accidentally cakedicked myself last night

by Bobicus December 4, 2014

Sphere of Careditude

Used in the context of either giving a shit about something or not. The combination, to be used, has to pass two requirements: 1) That something is within you circle of knowledge and influence and 2) You either give a shit or you don't give a shit about it (usually the latter).

Careditude is not a combination of the words care and attitude, it is a made up word that has roots with the word care. It is basically a nicer way to tell someone you can really give a rats ass about what they are talking about without really sounding like a dick.

John - "Man I am going broke and it's because I spend all my money on porn."

Peter - "Not my problem."

John - "But you don't understand, I can't stop buying it."

Peter - "Not within my Sphere of Careditude, fag."

by Deebo568 November 24, 2009

caked out

1. to have way too much of something
2.to be in a bakery

1.yo, i'm totally caked out on those chicken wings - im gonna explode if i eat anymore
2.::ringung cell phone::
"where are you dude"
"oh im caked out, ya know?"

by juliemonster January 29, 2004

caked

something becomes caked when there is a build up or dirt or scum.

"you dirty bastard your fucking mousemat is caked with your cum Im not touching that"

by womoma April 15, 2005

carke

A Chinese pronounciation of the word cock.

How do you say I need cock in Chinese?
Wo xu yao carke.

by Maik Hawk October 17, 2005