Morning Cardio

Morning sex so vigorous and intense that it’s equal to a heart racing, pulse pumping cardio workout.

Did you hit the gym this morning braaaaahhhh? No broooooohhh got in some morning cardio before I left the house.

by Eaton Holgoode October 25, 2018

indian cardboardbox

A Sex Position Where the man goes in a ball shape and tries to go up the females rectum or vagina often ending up with the female in a cardboardbox and a male screaming "aiaiaia india bakakakaka"

Dylan= Yo bro i heard tom done the indian cardboardbox to someone last night bro
Bob=BROOOO THATS EPIC DUDE DID HE FIT UP THERE
Dylan= No he only managed to get half his head up there

by Phat Gravy May 31, 2019

Cardboard Furniture

Cardboard furniture to the rescue - totally flimsy and unfunctional, but classy looking furniture makes your house look 'homely' .

Sort of like the cardboard hifi components that Ikea has, but on a larger scale.

by lue_driver May 5, 2005

cardiocranialrectalitis

When you head is stuffed so far up your ass, your heart is beating it to death!

George W. Bush, had a case of cardiocranialrectalitis, and so did anyone who voted for him!

by manic Mike January 15, 2010

Cardonnay

A white wine varietal favoured by Kath Day-Knight and her daughter Kimberly Craig (nee Day) of "Kath and Kim". It's French, the "H" is silent.

Let's sit down in the goodroom and have a noyce glass of Cardonnay or Sauvignon Plonk.

by dippitybix May 2, 2005

cardboard

Board which is made out of card (hard paper), can be used for eating purposes or making cubbys out of, smells like mouldy bathroom.

i could do with some cardboard right now!

by smythe October 19, 2004

Cardona

A Cardona is loyal and any girl would be lucky to date a Cardona. Cardonas are faithful and amazing to be around. But most of all their caring.

Girl 1-Damn look that her is she saying a Cardona?
Girl 2-Yeah! And I heard cardonas are hot
Girl 1- oh really well I want a Cardona

Girl 2- well good luck getting him he stays with his girl 24/7

by Sum1 :))) June 5, 2018