clapping cheeks

The sound a womans booty makes when getting clapped from behind.

I heard that Tom was clapping cheeks with Lizzie yesterday.

by dictionarybot100 July 4, 2019

Cappin the dragon

Surgery reversing circumcision reattaching the foreskin through a delicate process involving the skillful hand of a Jewish surgeon. The process can only be completed if the foreskin has been saved since conception. No skin graphs are allowed you sick fucks. The surgery is completed with the blessing of the god parents soothingly stroking the foreskin till it regains proper circulation.

Jake was at the local barber shop when he over heard a conversation among his local dirty compadres. He was curious to as what was adrift. They responded "ese nostros cappin los dragons." Jake thought to himself the dirty Mexicans are catching dragons in glad wear? (I'd use hispanic but Im a racist.) He was quickly filled in and left with an enthusiastic smile of optimism.... Cappin the dragon!

by semalancho June 13, 2010

Ebay Camping

Waiting till the last possible minute to bid on a desired ebay item, in hopes that you will not drive the biding price through the roof. More often than not, the bidder gets the ebay jeebies or ebayphoria.

Man, I was ebay camping the other day and I snagged a your mom for $7.43!! The shipping & handling was $45 though...

I was sure I'd win the auction. I was getting the ebay jeebies and out of nowhere came another ebay camper... and now I don't have Britney Spears's half-eaten sandwich...

by xbustacap March 21, 2007

Clapping

A strange but common way of applauding something or someone

Clapping guy: "Oh I like what is happening right now let me smash my hands together to express my delight"

by Pie Stealer January 12, 2015

Clapping sphincter

The ripping or tearing sound that is caused by a quick release of gas from the anus, otherwise known as a fart.

I thought Jason tore his pants today at work but I later realized it was his clapping sphincter as the pungent odor tickled my nose hairs.

by Wes L November 12, 2005

Cappin for pussy

When a man changes his personality and acts different around a female in order to win favor with her in hopes of getting with her

Damn Elijah, why're you acting like this, you're really cappin for pussy

by elijahmullinramirez May 21, 2019

Ex-caping

Describing when a person who has recently broke a relationship off is avoiding their ex to escape awkwardness between the two.

Tom: Bill, what are you doing sitting underneath this bush?
Bill: Oh, umm.. I was just looking at the leaves.
Tom: You liar...You're ex-caping because Lydia is sitting at our table!
Bill: Dude, I just can't be around her after Saturday!

by Diksha Gupta April 19, 2008