A homosexual little bitch who enjoys homo things i.e. playing violin, fingering himself, using thousands of hair products, trimming his pubic hair into portraits of celebrities. Also responds to the name of "cocksucker". But enjoys picking wedgies during trip meetings while wearing jeans in the backcountry. We all love a good leander.
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2)You're going to sit next to calisurferla and you-know-who in the Whittier tunnel?!?
2)You're going to sit next to calisurferla and you-know-who in the Whittier tunnel?!?
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Girl 1: can I be like Calistene?
Girl 2: girl, it's impossible to be like her! She's different from other girls.
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