Custard Cranny

A glory hole located in the bathroom of popular fast food chain Culver’s

Howdy there Garrett, want to meet me at the custard cranny so I can give you my flavor of the day?

by CameronMitchell612 March 15, 2021

Custard Bao

When you cum in an Gaysian’s hole, and then rim him and suck it out.

Noah gave Andy a custard bao last night.

by Halfuejnd November 4, 2022

Rhubarb and custard

The act of sticking a piece of rhubarb into your vagina whilst someone nuts onto it

Me and Jeremy did the rhubarb and custard last night

by Boobmaster January 16, 2022

custard pillow

A baked culinary delight.

Matt makes the most delightful custard pillows.

by megnao flimpis July 4, 2003

custard launcher

What the fuck do you think it means, you wanker? It means your penis.
Custard = your semen.

Man, look at that custard launcher...
I just came and my dick turned into a custard launcher

by ItsAllOgreNow July 26, 2014

albino custard

Jocular euphemism for semen.

Your mom was splendid with the albino custard I had shot in her face last night.

by Dana Tolman August 30, 2005

Captain Custard

A Captain Custard is a term that can be used in any team sport, but was first used in Sunday league football. It is used to describe a player who constantly refuses to bring other team mates into the game by passing them the ball, for them to only go on and lose possession themselves. Also know as a Ball Hog.

Manager (tezza): I don't wana see any Fuckin' Captain Custards today lads, ok?? (Looks at teams Captain Custard) or else Kinch Monsters going to come within 10 yards of ya, an next thing ya know you're in a hospital bed. Good luck lads, oh, and try not to get beat 9-0 again.

by JR!5 July 3, 2014