Guy 1: Look dude, i don't know how to tell you this, so i'm just gonna tell you. I ducked you girlfriend.
Guy 2: I know, i was watching you two from the closet. By the way, you might wanna buy another jacket.
Guy 1: DUDE, YOU CUMMED ON MY JACKET?!
Guy 2: Sorry, it was the first
thing i saw!
Guy 1: My
birthday is tomorrow, either you give me a new jacket, or say goodbye to your face. Fucking cuck.
Example 2:
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