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Coma toes

When your feet go to sleep
"Hey, can you get a beer for me?"
"I can't. I'm coma toes."
by La May Lama June 27, 2018
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cream coma

The act of a man masturbating so often and so frequently within a short period of time that he passes out.
"Hey, what happened to Justin? I haven't seen him in weeks since I gave him that porn membership for his birthday."
"Oh, he's in a cream coma."
by the_real_dirty_dan January 6, 2015
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Slut Coma

A state of utter and total defeat. Absolute exhaustion.

The term is often used after discovering a partner has no intentions of dating you, or admitting to it, really. They will keep your hopes up, when in fact, you're just a leachy, horny mistake. The "slut" is probably fucking someone very close to you.

The slut is extremely attractive and thought to be the be-all, end-all as far as dating goes. The victim is often attractive as well, and has always ended relationships. So the first time it happens for the victim is when their feelings are the strongest.

Unless left untreated (keeping in contact with the slut), the coma can last up to 3 years. On one occasion I've seen it last to 5.

A "slut coma" can prevent confidence, an erection, social opportunities to meet new mates, and most notably, a hollow glazed-look for long periods of time.
You: Dude, Cassandra has been texting me on and off for like 3 months. I saw her at the bar last night and she didn't even look at me! We had an awesome week but now I think she's fucking my brothers best friend... I thought she was the one, man.

Friend: Fuck man, you know what you're in?

You: What?

Friend: A "slut coma," man. A fucking slut coma.
by 3_I_Win October 31, 2011
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Bear-Coma

\ˈber\ \ˈkō-mə\

(n): Similar to a cat-nap, but rather than a short, light sleep, the sleeper spends approximately two to three hours in a state that at first glace could be mistaken for death.
He was able to stay up well past three A.M. because he took a bear-coma in the afternoon.
by Laertes Ursus June 27, 2011
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coma dick

When your dick game so strong, you put bitches to sleep.
Brian : "Yo, why was Rebecca asleep for three days?"

Adam: "Cause I gave her that coma dick, fuck you mean?!"
by The crocodile hunter September 17, 2015
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Coma Head

When a trick gets down and uses both hands, lots of spit and slob, has perfect rotation of her head and neck, looks you in both eyes, tells you some shit like "You gonna cum when I say so Muthafucka!" and you bust a nut SO fucking hard dat you feel dizzy and yo asshole hurt and you take yo ass right to sleep and you sleep so hard that you don't hear A GOD DAMN MUTHAFUCKIN' THANG!!
This bitch got down on her knees and gave me not just regular head. Dis bitch gave me coma head!
by 294 July 11, 2009
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drunk coma

when someone is so drunk that they pass out and cannot be woken, even by the loudest drunk person they know
omg Chelsea! I was trying to talk last night but you were in a drunk coma on the couch
by whitegirlwasted69 March 22, 2013
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