Bear-Coma

\ˈber\ \ˈkō-mə\

(n): Similar to a cat-nap, but rather than a short, light sleep, the sleeper spends approximately two to three hours in a state that at first glace could be mistaken for death.

He was able to stay up well past three A.M. because he took a bear-coma in the afternoon.

by Laertes Ursus June 27, 2011

coma dick

When your dick game so strong, you put bitches to sleep.

Brian : "Yo, why was Rebecca asleep for three days?"

Adam: "Cause I gave her that coma dick, fuck you mean?!"

by The crocodile hunter September 17, 2015

Coma toes

When your feet go to sleep

"Hey, can you get a beer for me?"
"I can't. I'm coma toes."

by La May Lama June 27, 2018

Coma Head

When a trick gets down and uses both hands, lots of spit and slob, has perfect rotation of her head and neck, looks you in both eyes, tells you some shit like "You gonna cum when I say so Muthafucka!" and you bust a nut SO fucking hard dat you feel dizzy and yo asshole hurt and you take yo ass right to sleep and you sleep so hard that you don't hear A GOD DAMN MUTHAFUCKIN' THANG!!

This bitch got down on her knees and gave me not just regular head. Dis bitch gave me coma head!

by 294 July 11, 2009

chili coma

A chili coma is induced when you realize that mommas chili is so good that you keep going after bowl after bowl.

Mommas chili is so good that I forgot that we were playing monoply and just kept going back after more bowls...and it put me into a chili coma...I lost monopoly.

by thebumpasspodcast September 13, 2016

Classroom Coma

Similar to the Cubicle Coma (See Cubicle Coma) It takes it's toll in the same manner, but you tend to wake up either:

1) directly on the ring of the bell for the end of the period.

2) in time for lunch, or

3) when school ends.

I've had classroom coma even from early childhood. I mainly say this because I was being given a speech by the principal, only to succumb to it, fall asleep, and wake up with out a clue what happened but suddenly ready for anything.

by Sephirion August 29, 2010

drunk coma

when someone is so drunk that they pass out and cannot be woken, even by the loudest drunk person they know

omg Chelsea! I was trying to talk last night but you were in a drunk coma on the couch

by whitegirlwasted69 March 22, 2013