squat cobbler 

When a man sits in a pie and wiggles around.

Also known as a full moon moon pie.

Mr. Wormhole's baseball cards were stolen, along with his squat cobbler videos.

squat cobbler by zomgx3 September 3, 2016

squat cobbler 

When a fully clothed man sits in a type of pie, the squatter also usually produces tears while performing the squats.

She has a squat cobbler fetish.

squat cobbler by JoeSmith94 September 3, 2016

squat cobbler 

process of planting ones ass on a pie for sexual release

Andrew is a squat cobbler, it gets him off.

squat cobbler by The Glinch September 3, 2016

squat cobbler 

A term coined on the AMC show "Better Call Saul", describing a particular fetish involving one's ass sloshing around in a pie. May also be used as a derogatory term toward an unpleasant person.

1. I know it seems like an unusual fetish, but Matt has a huge collection of videos depicting men performing squat cobblers.

2. You're a fucking squat cobbler.

squat cobbler by bouchole September 3, 2016

squat cobbler 

When one squats to rub his bottom in an actually pie

that squat cobbler cream pied his own ass, literally.

squat cobbler by Zowi320 September 3, 2016

squat cobbler 

A type of art form that involves a fully clothed person sitting in pies. The performer is also known to cry during the performance.

Also known as a Full Moon Moon Pie, Boston Creme Spat, Simple Sign In The Ass Man, and Dutch Apple Ass.

Jimmy: Mr Daniel Wormald was known for his squat cobbler.

squat cobbler by IJustWatchedThis September 3, 2016

Squat Cobbler 

Noun. - One who sits on a pie, occasionally while crying or in a costume. Type of fetish porn

God damn that squat cobbler video turned me on

Squat Cobbler by Zerker161 September 3, 2016