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Close your eyes

What you first hear when you jump off a tall hospital and spin on your way down.
*Jumps off hospital* Close your eyes, you'll be here soon.
by Jeramuse February 3, 2023
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clean out one's closet

put an end to the old way of living and start a new life void of all the secrets and lies from the old life and filled with mental strenght
by Anonymous August 23, 2003
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close to home

1.) Figurative: A metaphorical phrase for that which affects a person directly, or is of personal concern to him or her.

2.) Literal: Within close proximity to a person's home or dwelling.
Drunk Driving is a subject that hits close to home with members of MADD.

The bombs hit close to home last night; they were only a few miles away.
by Dispatch Kick Ass July 16, 2004
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Closet Guard

(N) A statement or physical item and or person to hide someone's homosexuality.
Def 1;
Person 1: He says he likes big butts.
Person 2: That's such a lie he's totally gay it must be a closet guard.

Def 2;
Person 1: I heard that he is dating some girl but he is so homosexual and there's nothing wrong with that but ya.
Person 2: Must be a closet guard.

In other words beard
by The Bouchebag August 12, 2014
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closet whore

A nice, sweet, and seemingly decent girl who pretends to be a "goody good". In reality she is at college cheating on her boy friend back home, having flings with and making out with countless douchebag guys, and sucking dick when she gets drunk enough.
Joe: Turns out Megan is a closet whore.

Jon: Doesn't surprise me, they are everywhere now days.
by "The truth" July 6, 2012
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closest friend

A person that cheers you up when you're down, stays by your side when the world leaves you, and do stupid crazy things with you. This person is your crying shoulder, your diary, and your comfort room.
May I have a picture with my closest friend? :)
by yrame September 10, 2012
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closet musician

Closet musicians are people who typically play with their instrument(s) of choice by themselves in their room. Don't usually like to perform in front of people and can vary in level of skill.
Nah, I'm somewhat of a closet musician.
by taphi1234 July 24, 2011
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