bong claw

Bong claw: when you get too hectic and rip too many bongs, rendering your bong hand useless for all other tasks besides ripping bongs. the hand is left stuck in a claw like state sometimes permanently. other symptoms of the bong claw may include but not limited too: 1.sufferer may make a bong gurgling noise for the duration of completing a task, when task is completed the sufferer will involuntarily take a deep breath in as if sinking a fucking mad cone.
2. sufferers will without realising ask everyone they make eye contact with if they can sell them a bag or pack them a cone.
3. eyes appear as red as Satan's cock and near closed.

fuck man I was so baked last night i hope this fucking bong claw goes away, oi can you pack us a cone cunt?

by Shickluna June 23, 2014

selfie claw

The weird claw like position a hand has to get into in order to hold your camera/phone at just the right angle when taking a selfie.

Eww Jessi, delete that selfie, you got some gnarly selfie claw in it.

by Lifeindreams July 21, 2014

Fire Claw

How to describe a beautiful girl with fire in her heart that’s set on protecting those she loves. A brave girl that will love unconditionally and be quick to defend against those that hurt you. Stubborn to change, but compassionate when it counts. A girl that lets you know she misses you even if you’ve just been together.

Look how happy he is, he must have himself a Fire Claw!

by CaptainCon February 12, 2018

gorilla claw

A slang for Penis captivus; a rare occurrence during sexual intercourse when the muscles in the vagina clamp down on the penis much more firmly than usual, making it impossible for the penis to be withdrawn from the vagina. A gorilla claw is symbolic of the vagina, meanwhile the banana is actually a penis.

Yeah dude I got caught in the gorilla claw and had to go to the ER to get seperated.

by eugenenao June 6, 2019

cheatham-county claw

noun

1. A bad haircut where women tease their bangs into a puffy claw-like mass.

a. the bangs are insanely huge and usually smell like Aqua Net and Marlboro Lights, although this is trending towards Newports

b. can be spotted at most pool halls, flea markets, mechanic shops, laundromats, etc.

c. wal-mart

Javier: Dude, whatever happened with you and that chick that worked at the gas station? The one with the mud-tooth.

Paco: She gave me a lot of free cigarettes hombre, but she was rocking the Cheatham-County claw so i had to diss her.

by sean anonymous December 9, 2008

Clauson/The Claw

A man who once lived in a cave long ago with the first name of Jake started this form of man. He has an allure to all types of females be it wasps or chickens any female is sure to fall victim to his illustrious at sometimes gravitational pull of sexual tension. He is a master of the female anatomy and any female to feel his moist long hands will sure be in for the "ride" of there lives. His only flaw is that he is weak and will succumb to almost any form of violence. A clauson will drop to his knees when approached by any male stronger then he thinks he is and most likely perform any type of oral fixations to pleasure and hopefully gain the males trust so that afterwards he may strike with a key blade. Clauson also known as The Claw will sometimes hide in dark moist places waiting to win over any female. Clauson is a sex machine who is a force to be reckoned with.

The Gallent clauson or "Claw" strikes his prey with his moist hands of seduction.
Clauson/The Claw: Moist or very wet

by True Life Facts 107 January 28, 2018

The gentleman's raptor claw

Extension of the raptor claw; Where one seductively places the thumb into the anus of a woman while in the throes of passionate fisting.

Prudish pornstar: I can't believe he tried to give me the raptor claw on set.
Gentlemen caller: Baby, you've clearly never had The gentleman's raptor claw.

by ThatJO February 3, 2018