Chode

A person with an extremely short and thick penis.

Bobby P definitely has a chode.

by Larry swindle October 29, 2017

chode

a penis wider than it is thick; wide thicc dick

Lucas Sharp has the smallest chode ever

by momo1021 September 23, 2017

Chode

A chode is a person that is very strong

Jakob has a chode

by Cody spurge December 19, 2021

Chode

A penis that is wider in diameter than it is long. Also used as an insult.

James was such a chode for being afraid of raisins

by AJMx March 2, 2021

Chode

A penis that is wider than it is long

Louis has a tiny chode

by Gaushdjjdf July 11, 2019

chode

a dick that looks like a tree stump; about 8 cm tall and 48 hectometers wide.

joey sent me nudes and he was having to hold up the sides of his dick with a forklift, it was the godfather of chodes.

by Richard Crout March 4, 2017

Chode

1. A penis which has a girth at least as long as, and often longer than, it’s length
2. A term of insult reserved for males who just can’t pull it off

Ex) Mark: What’s the formula to determine whether this polygon is a chode?

Steve: Girth ≥ length.

Mark: Thanks.

Ex) Mark: Hey dude, meet the new guy at the office, Allister. He’s really into TAP OUT.

Steve: Where’d you find this chode? The back of an east Dayton dumpster?

Allister: Hey man, the name’s Allister.

Steve: Whatever you say, chode. Let’s get some burritos. New guy’s buying.

by theFUDpucker September 8, 2016