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chaos queen

The type of person to invite you over for drinks and jewelry-making, and you end up getting wasted together... as they offer additional sips of a mysterious tincture, while serenading you in their messy, maximalist, draped-cloth laden, pentagram-spray-painted-door 2br city apartment. Oh, and you'll also spend a minimum of $200 (conservatively) on any chance encounter with a chaos queen (their bank card won't work). You have been warned. Tread lightly, but VERY fun when the chaotic energy is in your favor for the long night you're about to have ahead!
henzo always mysteriously connects with chaos queens, like where does he even find all these intense people to ruin his life?
by jake_jake_jake April 15, 2023
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chaos dimension theory

Chaos is a factor that can be very unpredictable. An example would be an object falling up instead of down or a fire starting without a source or oxygen. Chaos is anything that happens quickly and unusually.

When people are close to death some of them say they see the “Light at the end of the tunnel.” I think that tunnel leads to the chaos dimension. The only time you see this tunnel is when you are close to death but you are not meant to die.

Our bodies are like airplanes, and when you die it is like putting a hole in the plane and the air gets sucked out. But instead of air it is your soul going to the chaos dimension. If people die and are brought back to life their souls rot and become “ghosts.”

The Chaos Dimension

The chaos Dimension is a place where there are no rules or limits. People in the chaos dimension can do anything. They can change their age, fly, morph, breath under water, or anything else. You can go back to the normal dimension but, with two penalties. One you will lose your human-like form. Two when go back a huge disaster will occur. When someone sees the tunnel I explained in paragraph two an actual gateway opens between the dimensions for a very short period of time.

Chaos in the normal dimension is usually very violent and destructive.
there is no example in this dimension. it is just a chaos dimension theory.
by marschaos2 November 13, 2009
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Chaos Theory

"Did you see that!? I was just mashing buttons and killed your whole team! Chaos Theory, trick!"
by TomKVideo February 17, 2009
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Chaos whore

Someone who tries to cause as much drama and havoc as they possibly can purely for their own entertainment. A chaos whore will do almost anything to cause chaos in their nearby environment depending on how bored they are; they will destroy friendships, ruin lives, and burn down nations simply for the thrill of the drama it creates. Chaos whores will go as far as to lie, steal, cheat, kill, and sabotage just to entertain themselves. Stay safe out there, folks!
Zack: Did you hear the rumors?
Ellen: What rumors?
Zack: That Jack killed Tashira!
Ellen: And who told you that?
Zack: Kevin, he said Jack told him he did it.
Ellen: You believed Kevin? That fucking chaos whore lies all the time!
by JustAnotherSickFuckOnUrbanDic October 11, 2021
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chaos theory

3rd game in the Splinter Cell series which will wipe the floor with Pandora Tomorrow
Sam Fisher in back, in Splinter Cell: Chaos Theory
by RHS Student August 18, 2004
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Chaos Goblin Line Cook

The chaotic guy always causing shit
and never predictable in the kitchen.
All the girls have screwed him on a
drought because he was low
maintenance sex, in part due to his
chaos. Also, usually the one that
always had the good coke, good
weed, or ample benzos.
Pete Davidson is a total chaos goblin line cook.
by nobody likes pickles, dude November 20, 2021
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Chaos Theory

An extremely sexualized creepypasta character with blue hair. Sounds more like a fucking show on A&E if you ask me.
"I was reading Chaos Theory and I wasn't sure weather the boner I had was ok or just plain weird."
by Pastafarians November 6, 2014
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