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After the show comes the shit cart.

Old saying from WW1 used by soldiers returning to the trenches after being on leave in England
Soldier #1; Poor Tom bought it hardly a day after returning from leave in London!"

Soldier 2; " Yes, after the show comes the shit cart."
by OneWhoKnowsBetter January 24, 2020
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shopping cart hockey

wreckless people that go in the parking lot of stores with shopping carts and push the carts with their vehicles into a side of the parking lot designated as the goal, it is illegal, but fun
I wrecked my moped playing shopping cart hockey when I hit the moving cart head on.
by Jarred Schwarz September 1, 2006
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Goya Cart

Part Goya can, and part car.

A small car, typically a Honda Civic or a small Toyota that is very popular amongst young to middle aged urban Latinos due to the low cost of the vehicle, parts and customization. Usually these cars are equipped with loud exhaust, low riding suspension and high powered stereo systems.
A person who is trying to sleep in the city would complain and say, "911, I would like to report several Goya Carts that are racing on my street. They seem to be drifting and causing a lot of ruckus. Can you please send a unit?"
by Mr. Foot February 19, 2009
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Shopping Cart Rage

Like road rage, only it occurs in a shopping center/grocery store while driving carts instead of cars.

It's that feeling you have toward the fat lady, who is parked directly in the middle of the isle, making it completely impossible to pass her on either side. You know she is just trying to decide if she should go with diet coke instead of regular, just so she can get more twinkies and so doesn't see you or care that you're trying to get by.

When you have to stiffle the urge to ram them or even to say "excuse me" because you KNOW it'll come out more like "Get the FUCK OUT OF MY WAY YOU DUMB BITCH!!"

It's the slow old people, the ones that cut you off, the ones that are completly lost, the ones that don't use blinkers (ok, so carts don't have blinkers, but in this state of mind you think they should) etc
I had to leave Wal-Mart. Yeah I forgot a few things, but there were so many people in there, I knew I was having a bad case of shopping cart rage coming on.
by cinymin86 November 22, 2009
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fart cart

The end product of a Japanese family car after a 16-year-old gets done with it. Makes more noise than power. See: ricer, rice boy.
"Man, listen to that fart cart. Is the exhaust supposed to smoke that much?"
by tradesman April 1, 2003
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tart cart helmet wearing window licker

Are small bus retard that wears a helmet to protect himself and licks the window to try and escape
Your a tart cart helmet wearing window licker
by Drake50s January 29, 2018
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Golf Cart Guy

The baddest guy in the neighborhood. All the men want to be him and all the women want him.
Scott who doesn’t live on Melick isn’t a golf cart guy.
by Mtgr81 December 3, 2020
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