Cack your shit

To stash something in your pants to avoid detection, usually something you shouldnt have

Look out Cez, old bill are over there. cack your shit quick-time bro

cack stash

by APAPAP July 5, 2012

cack pipe cosmonaut

Homosexual
He who prefers rusty to busty.

Have you seen that gentleman? He looks like a right cack pipe cosmonaut.

by Anonymous February 24, 2003

Cack Meast

Results from a Pap Smear displayed on an overhead-projector.

Brian: Dude, I just totally Cack Measted my patient and told her she couldn't have kids.

by Yes, its Brian January 25, 2008

Cack Waggle

Using your penis as a Shad and inserting it in the water and waggle it back and forth in hopes of catching a big one.

Or hanging your cack out between your pants and waggling it back and forth hoping to attract a drunk cougar.

Two buddies are fishing and drinking one fine day. With no luck and out of beer one decides to shake things up and inserts his penis in the water and cack waggles it to and fro, hoping to lure a large mouth bass.

by Manute Nol January 20, 2010

Cack out

Western Canadian.
To say you'll be somewhere, then not show!

I saw you man...you cack out !
Ditched us for that ugly girl.

by Cackerjack August 30, 2017

cack an balls

something grandma always plays with and your girlfriend never will.

hey jon, come here and let grandma play with your cack an balls

by deadly March 26, 2004

Cack Flap

Surprising a goose by randomly inserting dildos made of algae into whatever orifices you can find

That Goose was aroused by the Cack Flap

by the Scrumptiously big Daddy April 23, 2019