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Burting

A spiritual successor to the Dirty Sanchez, Burting is the next step in sexual conquest. If you remember Sesame Street you will remember the duo of Ernie and Burt. The character Burt was cursed with a famously bushy Unibrow.
In 'Burting' someone, your goal is to recreate this iconic look on the sweaty face of your sloppy disease ridden whore you could barely afford, or possibly a loved one. With your poop-covered penis you achieved after tricking him/her into anal intercourse, simply drag across the eyebrows or eyes to forever shame them.

If you are feeling extra naughty, you can simply lay a log across their eyes in what we now call the 'Bushy Burt'
" She wouldn't stop nagging me so last night she got some old fashion Burting. Now we don't talk much anymore...but at least she shut up."


" Last night I gave my girlfriend a Bushy Burt. She didn't see it coming, she couldn't see me leave."
by kamikaZi_blitz April 21, 2009
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busting one's balls

To bust one's balls is to mess or joke with someone.
Person 1: I slept with your girlfriend last night.
Person 2: Are you serious?! I'm going to kill you!!
Person 1: I'm just busting your balls! I would never sleep with your girlfriend.
by little t August 1, 2004
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Busting a Greaser

To drop a turd that requires signifciant, initial force due to a portion of the turd activing as a plug or cork similar to a Squirt Cork. After initial release due to partial Constipation the remainder of the Bowel Movement is followed by a quick, rapid release of semi-moist feces.
Harold rushed to the rest room only to discover he was slighly constipated but after a few minutes of pushing and straining, he finally ended up Busting a Greaser.
by Eaton Holgoode May 1, 2014
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batting off

Male masturbation, the greatest dicovery known to men.
by Michael "MOTCH" Wilson February 18, 2005
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Busting a Lemon

Taking your laptop to certain destinations, i.e. work, on vacation or school to play Second Life.
Lemon is taking his laptop to Las Vegas so that he can play Second Life, therefore he is Busting a Lemon.
by Kesslinger January 14, 2009
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Pokemon Busting

A website were viewers can casually read about their favorite Pokemon characters engaging in fights which are far more realistic than those found in the show, or game.
Dude did you hear about Pokemon Busting?

No what is it?

Google it and click I'm feelin lucky... It'll change your life
by WyattGuy August 15, 2010
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Side Busting

The act of trying to enter into the middle of a conversation two people are having. Usually saying "what happened?" or "who are we talking about?"

One can be let known he/she is side busting by one of the two people in the original conversation saying "Ouch, my side!"
Man, John is the worst at side busting, hes done it about three times today.

If one more person side busts into this conversation my hips are going to shatter.
by Jared Stencer December 14, 2009
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