i need to do my homework

u dont know why u cant do ur homework? simple. bec- AHHH ITS A FUCKING LESBIAN

person 1: why cant i do my homework

person 2: because ur too busy searching up random definitions in urban dictionary like i need to do my homework

by whydoiexistbro March 2, 2023

I need some dog on help!

A voiceline from the popular game team fortress 2 which comes from the engineer when you press c + 1

Demoman : THAT ENGINEER IS A SPY

Engineer : I need some dog on help!

by MSCPT March 28, 2023

I NEED to kms.

Unlike it is often used, this specific form is actually means good. When using this, you are expressing that you are so overjoyed that you don't know how to handle your emotions.

This artpiece is so good, I NEED to kms.

by stealballsrun November 14, 2023

I don't need to

Anything I have "done" to justify anything is entirely hypothetical.

Hym "I don't need to. These fucking half-wits are going to do what they are going to do either way. That's what ya'll don't seem to understand. The thing that you're doing was already happening. You don't like that I was "talking shit" but all these ignorant motherfuckers do is talk shit. I'm not going to kill myself over it BUT your kids might. So... There you go! Enjoy. You all love it. You all get to feel better than someone. I'm not going to learn a lesson and you kids will break before I will. It just don't matter. They don't actually care. All I've done here is give them something to pretend to care about."

by Hym Iam April 4, 2023

i need to touch grass

when someone is thinking a bit too much about someone/things they want to do with someone so they need to take a breather

steve: are you ok?
charlie: yeah i need to touch grass

by the answers you need April 7, 2023

I need help immediately

Song by 100 gecs

I need help immediately

by Punkrocker!!! May 15, 2023

I need to feed my geese

Humorous term for stating dat you hafta pause a moment to use your handkerchief, and thus you'll be making one or more loud "honking" noises. Generally said more frequently during da chillier months.

Saying, "I need to feed my geese" can indeed be a light-hearted way of informing your present company dat your nasal passages need clearing, but an even more delightfully-silly phrase to use might be, "I need to honk my air-horns"; said latter statement is also a more "obvious" way of saying it, since it more-closely resembles what you're needing to do.

by QuacksO December 30, 2022