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News flash buddy

Karen: “well news flash buddy, my husband own half of this town so he can shut down this store if he wanted to”

Person: “You don’t have to do all of that, I’ll get you the manager, jeez.”
by lolollover23 August 23, 2019
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buddy christ

syn. buddy jesus

1. Originally from the Kevin Smith movie "Dogma". In the film, Cardinal Glick, during his "Catholicism WOW!" campaign to move the church towards a younger, "hipper" demographic, suggest replacing the crucifix with a new image of Christ. This version is grinning like an infomercial host, with one hand thumbs up and one hand doing a phony Hollywood "Bang-bang" gesture. Imagine Jesus if he were subject to Neilsen ratings.

2. Anyone who possesses all the false charm and lack of genuine quality as personified by the icon represented in definition 1; for example, that phony cockbite where you work. It helps if they walk around all the time acting like only THEY can save you/the corporation/Earth/Jimmy Olsen. Martyrdom: It's a good gig if you can get it.
1. I laughed so hard the first time I saw Buddy Christ I passed an entire chef salad through my nose!

2. That dude... he's such a Buddy Christ... I oughta nail him to something.
Source: Madmann, Oregon
by Madmann October 7, 2005
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Al Bundy Style

The act of sitting on a couch drinking a beer and having your left hand tucked inside your pants. Usually done while watching T.V. after dinner.
Frank Hey man, watchin' the game tonight? Jack damn straight. going home, eat me a nice home cooked meal... bang the Ol' lady and crack open a cold one Al Bundy Style
by Pimp in the Box January 10, 2009
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drinking buddy

some one who is almost alway there when you drink, and if you are drinking and they are there they have to drink. it is the drinking buddy rule. usually someone that you trust and you don't mind making a full of your self in front of. a friend you can count on to get just as drunk as you and make amazing memories with.(DB is short for drinking buddy)
ricky is my DB and he is the best drinking buddy because he drinks even when he dosent want to.Just because i am.
by taydernuts May 7, 2009
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Bed Buddy's

Two people who are friends and sleep together but have no serious releationship
Kaylee : Wow you are so lucky girl to have Chad as your Bed Buddy!
Kiersten : Yeah Chad's really likes pretty little petite girls he say's they are more fun to fuck!
Kaylee Wow I'm petite maybe we could be Bed Buddy's too!
Kiersten : Uh I don't think so not to be mean or anything but your face look's like a big pile of dog crap!
Kaylee : Maybe if I wear a bag on my head I could have a chance!
Kiersten : Uh not gonna happen!
by SlopNChop May 2, 2017
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Ted Bundy

Serial killer Ted Bundy terrorized young women throughout various states and claimed the lives of many
young women in vicious sexual assaults and killings.

Ted Bundy is estimated to have murdered between 35 to 50 young women in almost a dozen states.
Ted Bundy puttered about in a Volkswagen Beetle and used such ruses as feigning a broken arm to seek help from women, with dark hair with center parts, he would lead his victims into his car and to their death.
by shane carr March 26, 2003
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buddymoon

A trip or vacation taken by two good friends who are not romantically involved.
My best friend and I went to Las Vegas to get lap dances on our buddymoon.
by Jacob Daly December 13, 2007
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