Last Minute Cancel Bullshit

When someone cancels on you last minute with a weak excuse. Very common among flaky people.

Scenario 1:
Brent "Hey Becki I'm almost there."

Becki "Oh sorry Brent, I can't hangout anymore. I have to go shopping with my friends mum"

Brent "Damn it Becki why do you always pull this last minute cancel bullshit!"
Scenario 2:
John"Oh hey Emily, I thought you were going out tonight?"
Emily"Nat pulled some last minute cancel bullshit on me. Said she had to wait in for her sisters parcel!"
John"Well that sucks, sorry mate"

by mrperson123 August 11, 2017

Knock it off with the bullshit

Basically means stop fucking around with the shit that isn’t worth your time energy or effort it can refer to multiple things such as drug usage, casual sex, speed dating or otherwise anything that is meaningless and useless to one’s growth.

Tray:I just fell in love with a girl I’ve known for two minutes on discord!
Trophy:Knock it off with the bullshit tray.

by Ayo22445 November 18, 2022

bullshit

Something I tolerate everyday.

Friend: So, how's life today?

Me: It's bullshit, man.

by Nutella222222 January 18, 2014

bullshido

A term used in the martial arts world to describe a martial art based on ridiculous principles, practiced in a ridiculous way, or otherwise grossly ineffective. A play on the words bushido (way of the warrior) and bullshit.

Origin: Most likely www.bullshido.com

Ninjitsu is total bullshido

by Someone March 23, 2005

Happy Special Bullshit Day

The ubiquitous holiday that is being looked forward too, because life is so miserable we need holidays to distract us from that fact.

Singing the song" Happy special bullshit day! Bullshit, special, happy day!!"

by Stephan Smolka January 13, 2009

Ballzheimers

The outrageous and perverted sense of courage old men acquire upon realize how little they have to lose. Those diagnosed with ballzheimers can be commonly spotted groping young women in line at stores, or shouting out absurd rants at strangers.

Old guy shouts across the geriatric ward: "Hey, Betty! Bring that fine ass over here and twerk it for me girl!"
Nurse: "Look, Harvey, your ballzheimers is getting way out of hand. Just sit back, be quiet, and finish your Tapioca."

by captmurk December 26, 2013

Weapons Grade Bullshit

A patently absurd or ridiculous statement. Especially when made by a person in power or with enough status that he should know better.

Tony Blair: "Saddam has the capability to strike at UK troops in Cyprus with just 45 minutes warning".

Jim: "Man that limey fuck is talking some prime weapons grade bullshit"

G.W. Bush: "Iraq is a threat, they have weapons of mass destruction".

Aisling: "The only thing weapons grade is the bullshit that dude talks"

by Takashi Kimiwada October 9, 2006