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Stinky Buffet

This is the act of a man receiving fellatio from a female while "taking a dump," and eating a turkey sandwich. Also known as receiving a blumpkin while eating a sandwich.
Remus was hungry while receiving a blumpkin so he began to eat a turkey sandwich. He later bragged to his friends that he had taken part in a STINKY BUFFET.
by J-min Shaznaby December 29, 2007
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buffstache

Simply put, a buff dude with a killer mustache
Dude, check out that buffstache on that guy over there!
by Lyito March 26, 2014
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Buffet Hangover

The result of one eating until their stomach is at, or over, the limit of what it can contain. People commonly are diagnosed with "buffet hangover" at places where there is no limit to how much one can eat, such as a buffet or events/holidays which involve large quantities of food.

The common symptoms of "buffet hangover" include;
- laziness
- drowsiness
- stomach pains
- nausea

Depending on your age and what you ate, other symptoms may include;
- heart-burn
- food poisoning
- diarrhea
- excessive vomiting
Example 1:
"Man, I should not have went to that party on an empty stomach. I totally had a buffet hangover!"

Example 2:
"Jack had a buffet hangover at that new all-you-can-eat place. He spent all night barfing up a storm!"
by BrianDZ August 6, 2016
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Self Buffeting

Peter "I knew Victoria was depressed, but i didnt realise she would hang herself"

Sebastian " I know , I didnt see that self buffeting coming"
by Kaiser Moonbizzle III December 4, 2009
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Road Buffet

A female being eaten out while she is driving a motor vehicle;Female version of roadhead
It was her birthday, bet she got a road buffet from her boyfriend!
by Jakesleepy April 4, 2011
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daddy buffet

A daddy buffet is commonly referred to a hotel completely filled with male prostitution. It is also often referred to as a dominant male allowing you to "explore" their body.
God, I had the greatest daddy buffet last night!
by DemonDaddyDaymon May 14, 2017
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CPAP Buffet

When getting setup with a CPAP machine for sleep apnea, a provider may put out many different types of used CPAP Masks that have been used by hundreds of people to see which one fits best for the person. It's an effort designed to prevent opening up new masks constantly to cut on costs.
My dad went to the medical supply store to get setup with a CPAP Machine. When they put out the CPAP Buffet, he asked for a new mask.
by Footit November 20, 2018
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