Bimmer

a BMW automobile
often confused with beemer

The M5 is the ultimate bimmer.

by Chapel April 3, 2003

dusty bumper

A dusty bumper is the action of falling ass-first into the dirt while ones pants are around their ankles. Common during rowdy outdoor sex and defecating in the woods. If the latter is the cause of the dusty bumper, one may walk away with a rusty bumper.

Earl: Last night, I was beatin' cheeks with Becky in them woods right behind my trailer, when i tripped over a stob and gave myself a dusty bumper!

Jim-Bob: Well hell yeah brother, than poon is totally worth it! Fuckin' ain't nuthin' if she ain't yer cousin! Yeeeehaw!!

by Hammer of Jesus August 4, 2017

Get off my bumper

To give me some space... please. Ur all in my personal shit.

Girl 1: Damn everytime I turn around that chick is always lookin at you.
Girl 2: Yes, she really needs to get off my bumper and give me some space.

by mrsidontgivadamn March 23, 2009

bumberclit

a dutty vagina which needs a wash cause it smells like bum, also has the appearance of a bum. Bumber = rag to wash Clit = clit. Bumberclit = wash pussy.

'yo bled that gash has a heavyyy bumberclit stench!'

by saif siraj October 10, 2011

bummerlust

When people want only to be pissed-off about everything, they are said to have, or to be experiencing, bummertlust. The antithesis of 'fun-quest'.

I'm going to check-out the beach, while you and the other bummerlusters can continue watching the news.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ December 13, 2019

bumper dumper

When two cars are parked close enough together that you can rest each a butt cheek on each bumper to take a shit.

Oh man! If i can't find a bathroom i'm going to have to pull a bumper dumper.

by Munchus Maximus December 4, 2013

front bummed

intercourse. extremely violent intercourse.

she got front bummed

or

she was violently gang front bummed

by Kreaper February 10, 2009