Braeden

A Braeden is an all American guy. He is the master at song lists and wows the ladies with his passionate writing skills, though sometimes he can come off as a little strong. He loves bowling, baseball, his iPod, and has long lost emotions for his high school sweetheart. He is honorable and strong, and a gentleman at best. But it you ever hurt a Braeden prepare for battle because his innumerable friends will immediately be by his side. Sometimes a Braeden can fly off the handle or lose himself in his thoughts, but they generally have a good friend to keep them in check. As studly as this guy is, he would never want to be a "player." His warm hazel eyes will dazzle you, and his smile will charm. If you should ever meet a "braeden," you'll want to take your pants off, but do try to refrain.

Girl 1: "Did you see the new kid?"
Girl 2: "Yes!! *squeals* He is such a Braeden!!"
Guy 1: "Where are my pants!?!?"

by ReileeAve March 30, 2010

Bradenton

Home of walgreens, super walmarts and 7-elevens that are open 24-hours a day and sell alcohol. The crime rate in Bradenton is rapidly moving up as are the number of deaths due to drug overdoses. This town is known for hard partying and hard drugs that easily accessible. Crazy, hot BAD GIRLS are abundant round herre and gangsta wannabe white boys are all over. You can find dirty cops hiding out all over the place waiting to pull you over, search you for no reason then take your drugs and use them for their own pleasure. Drug Dealers sittin high on their Chevy's are found on almost every street. Everyone knows everyone and if you live here you know not to fuck around in Oneco or Samoset. Unless you're a TRUE gangsta don't cross over to the East side of Bradenton, where many drug deals go bad and drive by shootings are happening more often. If you live in North West Bradenton you are most likely an upper class white family. The best thing about this town is it is only a few miles away from the gorgeous Gulf of Mexico on Anna Maria Island. Stoners run rampid and white owls and phillies sell out at convenience stores on a daily basis. Lil Wayne is most popular music around here. Some of the hot spots include, The Lost Kangaroo, Bada-Bings, Peek A Boo, The Distillery, and Applebees. Overall this town is pretty boring, which may explain the growing number of drugs, drug dealers and crackheads. If you are just moving to this town, I can guarantee you will get sucked into the drug world VERY quickly, as it is an extremely profitable way of life down here.

Bradenton:"Meet me at the habib store."

by Smizzle Dizzle August 21, 2008

jelly bracelets

okay this scandel on jelly bracelets kinda breaks my heart....haha i know its cheezy but my grandma bought me a bunch of them and she probably knows about the secret meaning now and i dont want her to think i do that kinda stuff it really sucks.

me- grandma thanks for the bracelets
grandma- now girl dont chu go f*cking every cool hommie dat pass yo way dawg aight?
me-okay...
grandma- so u be kewl wit dat home dawg?
me- yes....
grandma-word

by briget December 5, 2004

pro-ana bracelet

a red beaded bracelet that is worn by anorexics who are proud of their eating disorder. It is a symbol known by almost all anorexics. An anorexic can easily identify another one if they are wearing this bracelet. The pro-ana bracelet is also worn by anorexics as a constant reminder to always stay strong and avoid eating.

Girl 1: Maria looks too skinny. I didn't see her eat anything except a carrot stick for lunch. I wonder if she has an eating disorder.

Girl 2: Obviously Maria has anorexia and is proud of it, she is wearing a red beaded pro-ana bracelet.

by Miss Martha March 23, 2007

sex bracelet

Bracelets made popular by Madonna and the 80's that have changed meanign from a simple fashion statement to bracelets meaning sexual favours.

Favours:
Black- sexual intercourse
Blue- blow job (alternate meaning: lap dance)
Green- cunnilingus (alternate meaning: outdoor sex, hug)
Clear- whatever you want (alternate meaning: hug)
Orange- kiss
Yellow- hug
Red - lap dance
Purple- Anal sex
Silver- fisting
White- flash your tits
Pink- flashing
Gold glitter- make out
Glow in the dark- using sex toys
glittery yellow-hugging & kissing
glittery green-69
glittery purple-French
glittery orange-kiss
Indigo- Hand-job with blowjob
Clear Gold with glitter-fingering
Clear blue-All of everything
Clear Pink-Its the girls choice.
Clear Green- All Anal
Glow in the dark pink- female sex toys
Glow in the dark blue- boy sex toys
Glow in the dark green-Sex with porn.
light blue-masturbate
gold-suck on any part of body
gray(silver) - flash

My boyfriend broke the red sex bracelet I was wearing- and I decided to go shopping for some sexy music and lingerie.

by lagunacarta January 7, 2009

Bracebridge

the sickest place to ever be with freakin pimps all over

Ryan: hey bitch wheres mah money

Bitch: wat r u from bracebridge er somethin cause i aint yo bitch

Ryan: now u r

by dapimpkid July 20, 2009

Jelly Bracelets

Some people say these bracelets mean everything people say they mean and other people say they're mearly fashionable. Me, on the other hand, i think both ways. I started wearing them as a fashion but my boyfriend (and only my boyfriend) started breaking them off. I still wear them as a fashion. I'm not looking for anyone to break off afew black ones so we can fuck it up all night long or anything. I just sometimes do the hugs or kisses with my boyfriend. But what I'm saying is, it's all a matter of opinion. Those who want to wear those bracelets just to have a one-nighter with some hot dude can do that. And anyone who wears them as fashion can do that to. They only mean what you make them mean!

heres what some mean where i come from-
red: lapdace
blue: oral sex
purple: kissing(extreme breaking means anal)
yellow sparkle: hug & kiss
gold sparkle: makeout
black: all the way home
clear: whatever breaker wants
yellow: hug
orange: kissing
white: flashing chest

by allison hunt November 30, 2003