A quasi-legal drinking game with simple rules. 1 minute of time is allotted for the two Tecate Boxers (referred to herein as the contestants) to shotgun a can of Tecate. 5 minutes of time are then allotted for a round of bare knuckle boxing. These six minutes constitute one round. The contestants play ten rounds for a match of Tecate Boxing, totaling one hour and ten beers consumed. Weapons are not only allowed but encouraged. There are no other rules. There are no winners in Tecate Boxing, only losers, unless you have clearly defeated your opponent, in which case you are the winner of Tecate Boxing.
Guy 1: Let us play Tecate Boxing this eve.
Guy 2: Agreed. I am going to belt you until you can no longer see.
Guy 1: K. I will go and retrieve the icy cool beverages.
Guy 2: Fuck you, you muppet.
Guy 2: Agreed. I am going to belt you until you can no longer see.
Guy 1: K. I will go and retrieve the icy cool beverages.
Guy 2: Fuck you, you muppet.
by Soups McGee October 15, 2012
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I just said Seth Bowen 3 times and nothing happened, what did I do wrong?
Nothing willy, you said it on the wrong date.
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Person 1: God I fucking hate that guy
Person 2: yea he is a real Aaron Bowen
Person 1: I wish he would just get in a wreck with that douche car of his and becomes brain dead.
Person 2: yea he is a real Aaron Bowen
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by opr8rasfock October 29, 2014
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Julie tells her friend, "Shawn's a real professional finger boxer. He busted up my cunt box and knocked my orgasm lights out last night! It was sooo great!" Julie's friend replies, "So, he TKO'd your pussy, right girlfriend?" Julie giddily shouts with emphasis, "NO! He KO'd my pussy bitch!!!"
by Dr. Walapalooza January 28, 2020
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or spelled with a Z instead of an S
or spelled with a Z instead of an S
"dude I pwned that noob"
"roxors boxors, lets raid GS"
"O.K"
'roxors boxors' could be 'roxors boxers'
"roxors boxors, lets raid GS"
"O.K"
'roxors boxors' could be 'roxors boxers'
by Prophint December 5, 2007
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After lubing up his fists, Armondo did a little backyard boxing on Sonja's tight little brown winker. By round three, Sonja came with a TKO.
by Eaton Holgoode April 20, 2015
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